jasmin

sometimes i’m jsaltygato

[jasmin @jasminsalgado_]

this one time, Hilary Duff blocked my way to the bathroom at a flor show and I didn't want to ask her to move, so I went to the other one.

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@KevinOGarrett what do you mean I don’t have to listen to the live renditions that been living in my phone over the last 2.5 years?!?!

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It’s still crazy to me that I woke up to Halsey posting a picture I took of her in 2015.

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@denden_so OMG A DREAM

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@denden_so like I just want to sleep now. go baseball

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@trad3rjoes and my 3D glasses were blank

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@trad3rjoes Dude I’m mad the stamp was outside the venue, so I never got my stamp bc we had onsite parking. So different entrance than parking

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.@halsey what does badlands money get me?

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what do you mean I chopped my hair, because I can. 💁🏻‍♀️

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@halsey LA has the wrong date on the tour website….

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@trad3rjoes I saw it this morning….

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@denden_so huh?

And I still don’t understand “cooked”

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someone texted me, “enjoy your day.” and it threw me off bc I’m the one usually texting that and never receiving

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@HeartbreakMel THIS.

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since when is the @lyft support queue over 10 minutes

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nothing like a frozen breakfast sandwich preflight 🙃

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@tatibee711 mine is “sunshine”

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@uber’s these days have you sitting in a car that smells like someone just smoked 20 packs and then say it’s a nonsmoking vehicle. my nonsmoking lungs hurt.

cc: @Uber_Support

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nothing like getting home from work at 5am

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@denden_so Favorite day of the week

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why am I not surprised that I was sent the wrong order for halsey’s box set