Jasmynn**

full-tilt bozo || 27 || shes/hers

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

Hey sorry to bother you. Or am I

[hera @shiningdaisies]

trust me i know everything i just can't form a coherent sentence

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

i love chatty cats like yea bro meow meow ur so right

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

I keep a picture of my wife at 7 years old in my car. It started as a joke, but over time, it became a reminder before she was my wife, before she was a mom, she was just a little girl. A little girl who deserved patience, grace, and love. She still does. We all do.

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

No worries you fucking bitch

[miller @millerlowlife89]

how soon after love making is it ok to look at facebook marketplace

[ravn @mfnravn]

half princess half big dawg

[soup @soupy1122]

stay still im sniffing u

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

SpongeBob HUSSEIN SquarePants

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

come on gimme things to sort i’m so fucking good at sorting things i want to sort

[clonazepunk @wamsbitch]

me estressa quando vão cantar algum dueto de high school musical no karaoke e não levam a sério a parte de cada um e cantam os dois todas as partes vocês não respeitam high school musical não respeitam karaoke nao respeitam a mim

[sydney assbasket @admiralwils0n]

Relapsing at the team building event

[angel @angelshit]

I was made in a lab to confuse the masses

[descriptive display name that is way too long and @mrgracemugabe]

Becoming an air traffic controller and every time there’s the slightest problem I tell the pilot to land in the Hudson

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

Some sandwiches are so good they’ll have you fantasizing about the second half while you’re eating the first

[idk luv, enjoy. @related_feels]

A girl like me should be in the sky sitting on a star

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

I’ve Never Lied except for Comedic Effect and Also to make my Life Easier

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

not my piss, not my pants

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

DoorDash guy forgot my fries so I trapped his soul in this gem and used it to enchant this sick ass blade

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Yes Officer, I know why you pulled Me over. Because you’re mad at Me. Join the Club.