Jason

I like funny things like jokes

[Agent Frank Lundy @1losongbo]

genuinely the funniest thing grok has done

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Do you want to Come over and my Dog can bark at you for 15 minutes

[Bill Boobichick @RamsesTar]

My ex should be serving life in prison for animal abuse for the way she treated the goat

[Lilly Batson @Lilly_bat98]

Never seen Norm do an accent for a joke before 🤣

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

too late i have already described myself as the benevolent 7 dots of knowledge genius and you as the ignorant yet curious 3 dot moron

[𝓐⭑ @ayogiovanna]

My cat does not loaf. She sits like a divorced auntie who thinks my five year plan is a dumpster fire.

Cat tax in the comments.

[rune sword @runesword1]

goodnight, don’t let the- (you are instantly consumed by a bed bug swarm, leaving a completely clean skeleton) NO! no! oh fuck! what the fuck!

[Lester bangs @st3llab1ue]

I accidentally just said “ain’t no sweat off my dick” to a group of customers

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard while driving it blew the entire undercarriage of my car off so now i have to flinstones this bitch

[Soup @Sniping_Soup]

Bad day to be a hotdog

[Johnny @BigJonnyMan]

Niggas in ford explorers tryna larp as cops thinking they can tail gate you till this nickel go flying out the sun roof at 60mph

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

I could rick you down on some pickle shit