Jason Clamper

football enthusiast/Parrot lover/former parent of 3

[Jason Clamper @jasonclamper]

@2Bill_05 @coach_norv way to go billy baby. Ur a hell of a ball player and a hell of a spunk. I know you did ur very best trying to receive honor roll this last semester and things didn’t work out for either of us. Love ya buddy-Clamper

[Jason Clamper @jasonclamper]

@RMackes This dude trains all day. He trains a jackass named chase that used to fish down at my creek. he was always a good fella but he stank if you gave him too many snacks 🤣

[Jason Clamper @jasonclamper]

@alex_marsico10 You wanna play games you jewish overload ass? everything is a damn joke to you? You don’t know the last thing about grunting and sexting.

[Jason Clamper @jasonclamper]

@Alexmarsicoo you think everything is a damn joke huh? u think u can piss wherever u want? I’ll remember this u nazi timothy chalamat wannabe thug ass 🤣

[Jason Clamper @jasonclamper]

it’s a polar express kind of night. got a fire, enjoying a mimosa. hate the violent scenes. but clamper’s had to deal with a lot worse. hope everyone has a good christmas. hopefully nothing like last year for the clamper household (referring to a screwdriver incident) #rugburn

[Jason Clamper @jasonclamper]

it’s a polar express kind of night. got a fire, enjoying a mimosa. hate the violent scenes. but clamper’s had to deal with a lot worse. hope everyone has a good christmas. hopefully nothing like last year for the clamper household (referring to a screwdriver incident) #rugburn

[Jason Clamper @jasonclamper]

@kade_bush @NYSEandeasy @RealCoachRod @CoachTTrickett @WVUfootball just saw you committed. sorry i’m late. west virginia? holy spunk cade i always thought you would be a better person than this. to give up on your teammates like this is crazy to me. A team is supposed to be a family man. love ya buddy. -Clamper

[Jason Clamper @jasonclamper]

@craitor_analyst @Dallasdav44 @jackcostello72 Sorry just seeing this now! Look at you two beautiful meat heads❤️ Remember when you too were too young to even grunt! now look at you two meat heads!

Love CLAMPER.

[Jason Clamper @jasonclamper]

@dilmacdonald she probably thought you were draco malfoy!!! Hope ur doing well DILL would love to see ur mom again! tell her to answer her texts or she is gonna regret it!

[Jason Clamper @jasonclamper]

On a road trip. decided i’ll get some tic-tacs for old time sake. $3.17???? Are you sponging my fuck? Had to put my baby’s formula back on the shelf to buy these expensive fuckers.

[Jason Clamper @jasonclamper]

@craitor_analyst i’m here craitor. I will ride for you. i’m scared of blood but if i have gloves on I can get some on there. Love, clamper.

[Jason Clamper @jasonclamper]

@Gianni_Marino21 @SHU_FBALL Let’s go Gianni!!!!! SHU is a hell of a school man. Proud of you. just the other day we were on the way to pick up your dad’s bail money from the mexicans. now look where you are! congrats!

[Jason Clamper @jasonclamper]

@Emyers10_05 @KUBearsFootball @CoachBrettMyers @KUHC_Clements @CoachQuarterman @SVSQB @ddstokes124 @chadshenne Congratulations on your commitment to kutztown EV!!! The whole clamper family is so proud of you for this journey. Can’t believe you’re all grown up! if you ever need anything in terms of tranquilizers or hand cuffs or jumper cables just give old clamper a shout! congrats!

[Jason Clamper @jasonclamper]

@DilanMonteiro72 @SheptockFrank @zachmartin34 @Coach_Landis3 @BloomUFootball Congrats MONTY!!! Man Bloomy is a great school with a lot of grunting and night life. If you ever need anything from me, clamper, I’ll be on campus looking for you from the first day you get there! congrats!

[Jason Clamper @jasonclamper]

@OwenTucker1919 @Coach_Borreli @RMackes @jr_kratzer @Coach_Que39 @SheptockFrank @zachmartin34 @CoachBernocco @coach_pru16 @LD_Football Congrats on your commitment! don’t do fentanyl when you get there!

[Jason Clamper @jasonclamper]

Like…. it’ aint even that bad, steve🙄 #crazyuncle #sexoffenderuncle

[Jason Clamper @jasonclamper]

Like…. it’ aint even that bad, steve🙄 #crazyuncle #sexoffenderuncle

[Jason Clamper @jasonclamper]

@Tonysoprano768 thanks, slumpy.

[Jason Clamper @jasonclamper]

Hey guys. To all my followers who have been wondering why I haven’t tweeted for a week or so I thought I would give an explanation. Me and my uncle, Steve, recently have been fighting because I accidentally backed over his dogs neck on my way to PBS. Love yall i’ll be back🤞🏻

[Jason Clamper @jasonclamper]

Hey guys. To all my followers who have been wondering why I haven’t tweeted for a week or so I thought I would give an explanation. Me and my uncle, Steve, recently have been fighting because I accidentally backed over his dogs neck on my way to PBS. Love yall i’ll be back🤞🏻