Jason Elk

Digital wise guy. Fan of risk-taking, mould-breaking, meaning-making. Designated defender of Friday the 13th, the Oxford comma, and eating dessert first.

[Jason Elk @jasonelk]

@patsplanet Best little girl in the world, isn't she? 🥰

[Jason Elk @jasonelk]

Finally .. it happened to me!

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[Pat Elk @patsplanet]

To all those who post the most amazing photos, to all those who keep us updated with world affairs, to all those who have less than me, to all those fighting for honor and truth, may 2025 bring you all happiness and good fortune ❤️

[Jason Elk @jasonelk]

@Uber_Support Thanks for the much swifter reply here. I've sent you a DM with details.

[Jason Elk @jasonelk]

@Uber_Australia You may think you hold a monopoly in Australia, and my purchase history would support that data, but it doesn't take a lot of extra effort to use Didi for trips and DoorDash for deliveries. Now refund me, please. I'm waiting.

[Jason Elk @jasonelk]

@Uber_Australia I now no longer care about the first two, because you're clearly incapable of treating a loyal customer with respect, but I do expect a refund for an order that was never delivered. In case you're wondering, I've also cancelled Uber One and am moving to DoorDash.

[Jason Elk @jasonelk]

@Uber_Australia I messaged you several times about an Eats order last night, and 12 hours later you've yet to respond. You delivered the wrong order and your driver took our groceries home instead. You haven't replied, apologised or refunded me.

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

Jake Tapper taking the piss on Mitch McConnell and Mike Johnson upset Kamala Harris called Trump a fascist.

"Let’s show an example of Harris doing exactly what McConnell and Johnson are taking issue with... I'm sorry control room, that was actually Donald Trump calling Kamala Harris a fascist."

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I prosecuted sex predators. Trump is one.
I shut down for-profit scam colleges. He ran one.
I held big banks accountable. He's owned by them.

I'm not just prepared to take on Trump, I'm prepared to beat him.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

When I cast my vote for President Biden, I wasn't expecting much. I just wanted trump out of office.

I knew he was old.
I knew he had a stutter.
I knew he had a rep for "gaffes."
I didn't care. Just wanted trump gone.

Four years later, things are different.
I wasn't expecting that President Biden would be the most legislatively successful President in my lifetime.

I wasn't expecting him to help expand NATO.
I wasn't expecting him to lower insulin & inhalers.
I wasn't expecting him to create & recover 15m jobs.
I wasn't expecting him to bring manufacturing back.
I wasn't expecting him to forgive student debt.

But he did ALL those things, and more.
He surpassed my expectations by a lot.
And he has more planned for 2025-2028.

He's not a master orator,
He doesn't move so smoothly
But neither did FDR from his wheelchair.

Meanwhile, trump is STILL a threat.
He wants to be a dictator.
He wants to stay out of prison.
He wants revenge on his enemies.
He wants to take away from the poor and middle class and give to the ultra wealthy.
His Project 2025 will enable a national abortion ban to criminalize women seeking safe and legal abortions.
His Project 2025 will take away the rights of our LGBTQ family and friends.
His Project 2025 will transform the government into a loyalty pledge, not to America but to him ALONE.
We might never have another free election.

THAT is what is at stake in this election.

We can continue to progress with Biden policies, or we can let trump destroy democracy as we know it.

If you're looking for someone who's young and athletic, go watch a fucking movie.

I'll take the old guy who needs a nap while saving democracy over the old guy trying to overthrow democracy who needs a legal team.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Folks, I might not walk as easily or talk as smoothly as I used to.

I might not debate as well as I used to.

But what I do know is how to tell the truth.

[Jason Elk @jasonelk]

Happy #YearOfTheDragon #YearofDragon 🥳

[Pat Elk @patsplanet]

A cute little Water Dragon to celebrate the Year of the Dragon.
#Reptile #photography

[Jason Elk @jasonelk]

@patsplanet Had no idea they came before bees! 🤯

[Jason Elk @jasonelk]

@FOXTEL_Help Thanks team, unplugged and rebooted and seems to be back on track. Will chat online if happens again.

[Jason Elk @jasonelk]

@FOXTEL_Help IQ5 streaming box has had a spinning wheel every 10 seconds for the last 2 hours. There seem to be reports on https://t.co/ibO1agHAVA as well. Please could you give us an ETA on a fix?

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Meanwhile during a downpour in the Japanese city of Nara.. 😊

[Jason Elk @jasonelk]

My conflict management style is playing ABBA's Fernando ("can you hear the drums...") when my neighbour starts a jam session on the other side of my lounge wall.

[Pat Elk @patsplanet]

Enjoying World Chocolate day with this white chocolate ensemble
#WorldChocolateDay
https://t.co/gofsumxGHI

[Jason Elk @jasonelk]

@LvkeTCB Totally agree. Hopefully they're just testing ...

[Jason Elk @jasonelk]

@BrianKemm Not a fan either. Modern yes, but doesn't have the same gravitas for me that was synonymous with turning onto breaking news.