Jason Garramone

Writer, spec ed teacher, cancer survivor, and other stuff. Words: @mcsweeneys @globeandmail @pointsincase @weeklyhumorist @slackjawhumor @cracked and others

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Happy to receive an honorable mention for this piece in the @SlackjawHumor challenge. Big thanks to @beaverkairis for taking the time to give me great notes. Congratulations to all the winners and writers who submitted.

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Honorable Mention: I'm The Male Director Of This Tampon Commercial And I Have No Idea What Menstruation Is by @JasonGarramone

https://t.co/8MbSILDoez

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Not sure if anyone still posts writing on here, but this is the true story of the worst massage I've ever received.

https://t.co/hYPNTNqDxs

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https://t.co/eSOB6DsTgr
#WWERaw #wwesmackdown #Wrestling #WWENXT #WWEEvolution #wwe

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@AndrewRousso is a comic genius!

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when the boys all try to get into cave diving

[Eric Andre @ericandre]

Anyone else get the sense sometimes that they're on Fart 'Splosion

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

Until now, this was the only way to get juice from an orange.

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@DudespostingWs When did McLovin become a real estate agent?

[Vittoria @vitt2tsnoc]

Tuesdays are the worst so here is the funniest video of all time

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If you like to laugh out loud, watch English Teacher.

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

Stream English Teacher

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@GaTaGED @CatalinaFilm Congratulations, GaTa! Your success is well-deserved.

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New A.I. test: if you don't laugh, you're not human.

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Love Reductress headlines like this that make me laugh out loud.

[Reductress @Reductress]

Mom Needs Your Flight Information so if Plane Goes Down She Can Come Fix It: https://t.co/YUPOYqFjDg

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@chloebadcliffe Congratulations! Wishing you more continued success.

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I just discovered that there was a movie called "Lone Wolf McQuade" and it's NOT a comedy?!?

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I'm not embarrassed to admit how many times I've watched this.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

I am embarrassed to admit how many times I’ve watched this remix.

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Was Scott Peterson's lawyer the father of the "Dancing Gypsy Kid"?
#Netflix #LaciPeterson

[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

Officially a bestseller. Love you all 🙂‍↕️

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Robert Pattinson looks old.
#teamcoco

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This piece I wrote for @PointsinCase
is relevant once a year. It must be Groundhog Day.
https://t.co/wQLkDCukoi

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@missmulrooney @mcsweeneys Great piece! Looking forward to reading the rest of your installments.