Jason

Senior software engineer (is that still a thing?)
A life consumed by tech & investing

[Jason @jasonhaala]

@Dtgreat13 @WillRagatz Kohl's cash to seal the deal! 😅

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@Dtgreat13 @WillRagatz Kirk still pays with coupons and drives a minivan. Jakobe's only getting an employee discount to Pizza Ranch in exchange for #8.

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@earnings_iq @Mr_Derivatives Americans move on to the media's next storyline very quickly.

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@SignalForgeQ @amitisinvesting Agreed. But I don't see this being an SMCI type of thing. Nvidia's board, Trump, and China are already quietly dismissing it.

Conservative portfolio managers and investors will be back once the risk blows over and everyone has moved on to the next media controversy.

[Jason @jasonhaala]

@SignalForgeQ @amitisinvesting People are acting like it's SMCI. Except that it's nothing like SMCI.

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@DozenPortfolio @amitisinvesting MMM was contaminating US water supply with toxic chemicals & causing hearing loss in 250,000 military veterans.
Nvidia was selling graphics cards to the wrong geography.

MMM was fined ~17% of their market cap.
NVDIA is worth 40x MMM & likely gets a slap on the hand, if anything.

[Jason @jasonhaala]

@vikingzfanpage Within 3 weeks Vikings fans will be screaming to bench Cousins and start Brosmer.

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@NFL_DovKleiman KOC's predictable play calling

[Jason @jasonhaala]

"Kirk Cousins is the missing piece the Vikings need to win a Super Bowl." Where have I heard that one before? 🤔

[NFL @NFL]

BREAKING: Raiders trading QB Kirk Cousins to the Vikings for a 2027 third-round pick. (via @adamschefter, @rapsheet, @mikegarafolo)

[Jason @jasonhaala]

@ghettogronk Wentz thought he was playing for the Bills the entire game.

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@DayZeesNap @creillystocks or basically any billion dollar company for that matter 😅

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@Isaac_Dev0

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@VikeFans Murray stopped trying to run. It feels like that week 1 concussion made him afraid. He looks scared in the pocket on every snap.

[Jason @jasonhaala]

@vikingsfans16 He looks like he's afraid for his life once the ball is snapped and starts panicking.

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@antibearthesis SpaceX loses $3 billion and has a larger market cap than both.

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@Riichter He never looks at JJ. He was probably targeting Yurosek and underthrew it 🤣

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@MNSportsRealm Same fans who wanted Darnold gone.
Vikings fans would run Josh Allen out of town after his first loss😅

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@NickLewis37 The same guy everyone was screaming to be benched for Brosmer not too long ago 🤣

[Jason @jasonhaala]

@mjceditor @Kramer9Guy Everyone wanted Kirk gone, now they're all begging to get him back.
Everyone hated Darnold, now they say how stupid we were to let him go.
Everyone hated Wentz, wanting him benched for Brosmer.
Everyone hated JJ, now back to saying he's a generational talent.

Vikings fans 😅

[Jason @jasonhaala]

@_MNMuse KOC is a great player's coach. I don't get all the outrage to fire him instead of handing over play calling to the offensive coordinator.