Jason Kree Comedy

Comedian, Motivational Speaker and MC... Specialising in charity events and golf days...

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@jaredwright17 @Hurvi77

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@lionsofficial Eddie Jones

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@hurvitz_greg @ProgressiveRug 100%
NZ needs to look at their own on-field decisions
-kickable penalties NOT taken
-poor execution of ball out of rucks
-missing an easy 5 points on the boot

Bok defense was too good as was their fight.

Take the lessons learned and we will give you another chance in 2027

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@corpypheasant @rugbyworldcup Your name suggests the type of peasant you are. Sad, sour and dogshit useless at anything that the world is measured against. Enjoy your pathetic attempt to make winners feel bad. It won’t do anything but make you look desperate for attention.

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@hurvitz_greg @AndrewMort18 @RassieRugby Rumours are surfacing with the name Eddie Jones being mentioned a lot.

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@SARugbymag Who flippin cares about that??? Teach them about reading names and they’ll know which team is which…

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@bensmithrugby It’s nice that you have to try and justify losing to a weak English side in the WC by bashing the World Champs. Let wait and see what happens this year before you make a noise.

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@SARugbymag @hurvitz_greg Thoughts???

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@hurvitz_greg @rugby_ap The reality is that FNB stadium in Soweto would be the best choice.

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After hearing about the death of George Pell and now Lisa Marie Presley, you have to wonder if both died as a result of experimenting with little pricks…

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@hurvitz_greg You are too clever my friend.

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@hurvitz_greg @kayosports Maybe it’s the loadshedding.

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@schalkiebez He even comes in for a hug from the side.

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@SARugbymag @greg_hurvitz

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All men are conned into believing they're marrying nymphomaniacs.
The only problem is, after a few years, the nympho leaves.............
but the maniac doesn't.

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My wife sent me a text message apparently looking for help…

“Plshelpmyspacebarbrokecanyoucomehomeandgivemeanalternative”

Maybe I need the help…

What the hell is a Ternative???

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I believe I may have a Road Rage Problem…

I learned this recently while shopping at the grocery store when my 3 year old twins started shouting from inside the trolley, “GET OUT THE WAY, YOU IDIOT!!! PICK A BLOODY LANE!!!”

Please Help…

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At the shops yesterday, I tried my best to hold in a sneeze to avoid people staring at me…

I ended up farting so hard that some pee dripped down my leg onto my shoe…

The glares from people were a sign of genuine concern now…

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My wife asked me to give her a “Back Massage”

She was quite specific in her instruction…

“I want one that makes me relaxed and happy, not one that gets me pregnant…”

I’m confused…