Jason

Cocktail napkin artist.

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@TheStingisBack Romancing the Stone

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@elsathora We invented ala mode

[Simply Seattle | Sports Gear and Hometown Pride @simplyseattle]

18 years ago Seattle's NBA team was stolen.

To honor them, once this post hits 1967 likes we will giveaway a Sonics hat.

RT to enter.

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@FanDuel @RobStoneONFOX This guy still gets air time?

[Chainsaw Wade @chainsawwade]

End FIFA. The SEC should run the World Cup!!!

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@GovBobFerguson Simping for Belgium

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@swish41 Germany has spoken.

[Austen Allred @Austen]

According to the Laws of the Game a red card via VAR can only be handed out for:

* Denial of an obvious goal-scoring opportunity
* Serious foul play/reckless challenge
* Violent conduct, biting or spitting
* Using offensive, insulting or abusive language

No, that wasn't a red.

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@JJWatt Get Freddy on it!!!

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

NO CARD RED CARD

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@simplyseattle Will it be delivered before Monday?

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@gbellseattle Port of Seattle disagrees

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@RichDevall @NFLosophy Stupidity like this is why you lost a 13 colony lead.

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PENALTY!!!!! #belgium #senegal

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@fiago7 That’s an amphibious assault ship the USS Kearsarge.

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Wow that was a perfect goal!! #senegal #worldcup

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@muffintopmodel @TaylorTwellman

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@nytimes @TheAthleticFC Hack hack hacks

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Upset Cup. I love it.

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That was a bananas shootout. Too bad Germany had Blair Walsh on their squad. #Germany #paraguay #Fifa