Jason Morgan

Eff Zuckerberg

[Jason Morgan @Jasonmorgan35]

@MLFootball This stupid bitch is perfect for him. Smoke detector battery going off and all.

[Jason Morgan @Jasonmorgan35]

All of his victims appear to be dumb white women.

Dumb white women are the downfall of the country. They need to be weeded out and evicted just like illegals.

[New York Post @nypost]

'Last victim' claims fake 49ers player Daejon Love was still wooing her on day of arrest https://t.co/1tRqSD5ZFN

[Jason Morgan @Jasonmorgan35]

@TravisKirkFlow @BritHugoboom I didn’t think the full were out yet. The ones where you don’t even need to be in the drivers seat.
That’s what I want

[Jason Morgan @Jasonmorgan35]

@rfkenmore Same vibes

[Jason Morgan @Jasonmorgan35]

@MedievalGritty Looks top heavy

[Jason Morgan @Jasonmorgan35]

@spittinchiclets He’s coming to the Panthers

[Jason Morgan @Jasonmorgan35]

@tumiyukii So lame

[Lebron Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

This is what killed Lindsey Graham

[Jason Morgan @Jasonmorgan35]

I can guarantee you this guy posts selfies and acts like a woman on his IG.

There is no reason for a straight man to be on IG today.

[Colonel Keezner @Colonel_Keez]

I wish i was making this up.

A girl stopped me on my run today.

When I approached her, I said, can I help you?

She goes yeah you're really hot.

We exchanged a little bit of small talk, and I told her that I'd grab her Instagram because I have to go finish my run.

Naturally, when I went home, I messaged her and invited her out for drinks and this is what she said.

Then she blocked me

[Jason Morgan @Jasonmorgan35]

Avalon>Hamptons

[New York Post @nypost]

Ultra-exclusive Hamptons yacht club forced to cancel restaurant service after foreign kitchen staff kicked out of US https://t.co/oM8azSdfWS

[Jason Morgan @Jasonmorgan35]

@espnSteveLevy Great way to get them into fasting early 😂

[Jason Morgan @Jasonmorgan35]

“Girls like big hands and guys over 6’3”

It’s great for being a QB, not so great for aesthetics.

[GQ Magazine @GQMagazine]

EXCLUSIVE: Tom Brady on his new Gucci campaign—and becoming a leather pants guy at 49 https://t.co/uvDl318agg

[Jason Morgan @Jasonmorgan35]

@Martin00X @AntiFeminismAU 😂Oh, man that’s some good stuff.

[Jason Morgan @Jasonmorgan35]

@AutismCapital I thought this was all bs until I saw that baby killer raise a million dollars.

Now I get it. A robot would be much better.

[Jason Morgan @Jasonmorgan35]

@ElijahSchaffer You look really fat there

[Jason Morgan @Jasonmorgan35]

@tumiyukii That sounds homophobic

[Jason Morgan @Jasonmorgan35]

Meh

Anything over 6’2 is weird looking and impractical for life.

[Jason Morgan @Jasonmorgan35]

@jineeminee @DjokerNole It’s one the best documentaries I’ve seen on an athlete.

[Jason Morgan @Jasonmorgan35]

This Phillies team is special

Wow!

[Jason Morgan @Jasonmorgan35]

@achs_fred Unreal!