Jason Riddell

#fbpe “There are only two days in the year that nothing can be done. One is called Yesterday and the other is called Tomorrow. Today is the right day ...”

[The New Stack @thenewstack]

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[Jason Riddell @jasonriddell]

@AskWorkspace Google Workspace is currently spamming me for a domain I am not an admin of. I have created a thread on the community forum: https://t.co/Ox1X1B5itb ; however, they have advised that I should contact you via social media. Please assist. #GDPR

[Jason Riddell @jasonriddell]

@MimiJ9 Someone should reply that it would have been cheaper for her to buy her euros if she had paid in euros....

[Jason Riddell @jasonriddell]

@Sandford_Police @Sandford_Police I see that you are multitasking by tweeting the public for their help whilst also identifying 700+ candidates for the Sandford parish's available job of village idiot. Keep up the good work.

[Jason Riddell @jasonriddell]

@Royal_Greenwich Good show on your continued support for free meals (for all children) during the Easter holiday, it may be the very lifeline some families need this Easter! https://t.co/jDy47JL4wr #ThankYou

[Jason Riddell @jasonriddell]

@wembleystadium I wanted to say a big thank you to the Customer Engagement Team at the England/Ukraine match last night, especially Azmed and Josh, who assisted me to my seat and back to my car. Without that I wouldn't have been able to see my first International match! #ThankYou

[Jason Riddell @jasonriddell]

Kudos to @Royal_Greenwich for it's continued support for families during school holidays with the packed lunch programme, we all live in hope that food banks and schemes like this won't be needed but until then they are making the difference for families. https://t.co/lm9jojRv8d

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

A brilliant comedian went on the telly & pretended to be 'very right-wing'. He sounded absolutely ridiculous but also *exactly the same* as someone who really is 'very right-wing'. And that is why they're all so furious. It's not a mirror's fault when you hate what you see in it.

[Robert Galbraith @RGalbraith]

More exciting news for fans of the Strike series!

You can now listen to Robert Galbraith read the first chapter of The Ink Black Heart.

Go here: https://t.co/KWmUkX2fQA

#TheInkBlackHeart #RobertGalbraith #CormoranStrike #RobinEllacott

[Jason Riddell @jasonriddell]

@Barclaycard Thx dotty, your chat is probably the worse chat I have ever used, into the 6th hour of roulette response’s

[Jason Riddell @jasonriddell]

@Barclaycard seriously, you need to fix you customer support, coming up to 5 hours on your useless chat go round and round with “colleague” of the moment that us responding. What a waste if time and effort, and more importantly, poor customer support. #CustomerSupportFail

[Jason Riddell @jasonriddell]

@valeriecafe disappointed that my wife’s birthday cake had already expired on day of delivery, arrived 21/11, expired 16/11.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Is this the same U.K. that’s lifting *all* Covid restrictions in *four* days time?

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Our players mounted the most powerful silent protest against racism we’ve ever seen and you refused to support them. The proven bully you made Home Secretary publicly criticised the team & then defended the racists who booed them.
Give your head a wobble.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

“I’m 74 years of age and I just don’t get this unfairness and this ridiculous ability to lie through your teeth every f***ing minute of the day.” https://t.co/yGpwC7n67v

[Jason Riddell @jasonriddell]

Vote Binface for London

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Here is my full manifesto for London. Can any other candidate beat this? No chance! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount

[Sanjay @SanjayFBPEUK]

@JMPSimor We seem to have different meanings now - e.g.

Sovereignty = now at the mercy of everyone in the world, borders within our own country

Border Control = making taking a sandwich to Europe harder than bringing Covid variants into the country.

[Jason Riddell @jasonriddell]

@nurunururu1 So hard to tell the difference between the parody and the real thing.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

If you're still cheering for Boris Johnson after 104,371 deaths and an avalanche of catastrophic decisions, I can see why you might find it impossible to understand the concept of clear-eyed support for something or someone. As ever, Femi has all the calm, evidenced explanations.

[Mike Holden @MikeHolden42]

This is objectively fucking hilarious.