Jason Spitz

All I wanna do is help artists earn money, help fans buy cool stuff, grow heirloom tomatoes, and ride my bike.

[Jason Spitz @jasonspitz]

Ugh now I probably have to log in & tweet once a year or else my profile will get taken away. So here's your annual reminder:
Twitter sucks. Quit Twitter.

[Jason Spitz @jasonspitz]

@SouthwestAir Never mind! A support agent confirmed that my flight has been switched to a regular 737 and is on schedule

[Jason Spitz @jasonspitz]

@SouthwestAir I quit twitter 2 years ago and only logged back on to tweet u for help. Twitter sucks but your Support team is amazing & u can make this cesspool of a social media network worth being on

[Jason Spitz @jasonspitz]

@SouthwestAir Please help! I have not received a cancellation yet (flight 456 LAX to HOU on march 14). All replacement Wanna Get Away tickets are sold out. I can get an Anytime flight for $2000 more. But will u reimburse me the difference if i cancel my original flight myself?

[Jason Spitz @jasonspitz]

@SouthwestAir Is flight 456 from LAX to HOU still flying tomorrow, March 14? Let me know if i need to DM you my confirmation number. Thanks for all yr help

[Jason Spitz @jasonspitz]

Read this, then stop tweeting. https://t.co/uavCMUwyt2

[Jason Spitz @jasonspitz]

@andysternberg

[Jason Spitz @jasonspitz]

i haven't tweeted in almost a year, but I'm coming back to give you one piece of advice:

QUIT TWITTER. It's a wasteland. Get out of here. Just go.

[Jason Spitz @jasonspitz]

@danawickens @spacemuseum @McGershmick @brockwilbur I quit Twitter last October, but I am logging back in to say 👍 to this

[Jason Spitz @jasonspitz]

Here's a good read: "An Oral History of Homestar Runner, the Internet's Favorite Cartoon" Check it out: https://t.co/0yQ2VSMkgP

[Jason Spitz @jasonspitz]

@JesseThorn U seen this throwdown from Arsenio Hall's finale? Tribe, WuTang, KRSOne, MC Lyte, NaughtyByNature &more: https://t.co/os3j5rQvID

[Jason Spitz @jasonspitz]

@JustinMcElroy GRAND THEFT AUTO SAN ANDREAS

NEEDS NO FURTHER EXPLANATION

srsly tho: amazing grfx, smooth gameplay, killer soundtrack

[Jason Spitz @jasonspitz]

@samfbiddle It's OK, but if i stray outside my feed & see threads from Trumpers/alt-rt I get so depressed. I quit in Oct & i feel better.

[Jason Spitz @jasonspitz]

The arc of the moral universe is long. We all focus on the "bends toward justice" part, but the universe is big, and the curve is shallow.

[CASH Music @cashmusic]

Announcing the CASH Music Revolving fund. Our vision of how to make sure artists have access to capital. https://t.co/tmUwST3hQE

[Amy Farley @afarles]

Tech giants and hopefuls alike are betting on conversational interface as the future of mobile: https://t.co/VqgwlOFChc by @cliffkuang

[Jason Spitz @jasonspitz]

@AndyTheHacked It can be alienating if u don't know the inside jokes. But a few eps are truly funny if u like self-aware dumb humor

[Jason Spitz @jasonspitz]

@AndyTheHacked @JesseThorn It's a comedy show, but like how 2 best friends have a shared vocab of inside jokes & a guest gamely plays along.

[Jason Spitz @jasonspitz]

@AndyTheHacked The ep w/@cameronesposito & @RheaButcher is another ex. of @JesseThorn's thoughtful honest intrviews (Jeff Garlin bit is meh)

[Jason Spitz @jasonspitz]

@JesseThorn maybe @thedavidcrosby can't fuck wit drum machines? Try Breakestra ft Chali 2na: https://t.co/HC28YfvMOx or maybe 2na w/Ozomatli