jaspersimmon

Jas/Jasper - She/her-

[Spiritomb @SPIR1T0M8]

its finally COCKtober 🍆🎃 so u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 🎃 IT'S TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉ASS😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦

[jaspersimmon @jaspersimmon1]

@snowiecone @seeyouonthepath

[caviar @crabcavity]

I am a monogamous animal but unfortunately the easiest way to learn about the world specifically is to flirt. It's harder for me to get people to answer my intrusive questions and show me their furniture if I don't seem like I might kiss them. anthropological obstructions

[iris 🖇 @stargazing_404]

thinking about how the artemis ii crew took poetry classes as part of their pre-launch training to help them articulate the emotional and profound experience of seeing earth from deep space

[jaspersimmon @jaspersimmon1]

@michaeldhegge Continue to expect it from me

[🍉🫧Koi🫧 @paper_koi_fish]

Do you believe love can bloom even on the battlefield? 💥💥 #klance #vld

[Jihad al-Haqq • جهاد الحق @JihadalHaqq]

Going through my memes folder and happened upon this relic from the 2015-2019 Woke era. I almost shed a tear

[Rude Astrology: The Knowledge No One Else Has. @Rude_Astrology]

And remember:

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

The cost of community is inconvenience I say to myself as I go to multiple events every weekend because I’m popular and cool as hell

[prr kat @hskathleenn]

Adquirindo conhecimento chineses

[topical fuck storm 𓅃 @frank81832264]

We should add THC and adderall to it and create the Fifth Loko

[freya! @kickntheteeth]

Beautiful Florida pics my gf took because only Real Florida truthers are allowed to talk shit about Florida

[lyth ⚡️ watching tos @sapphossidechi1]

anyways florida mogs

[Clown Shaped Coffin 💛! @_PartyCoffin_]

Your Home Sweet Home Misses You!

[jaspersimmon @jaspersimmon1]

@Cawinki_dink Do it do it do it

[G. F. Allen @AuthorGFAllen]

Can we bring back putting a synopsis on the backs of books please? I don’t care what newspaper A, B, and C think, I want to know what the books about.

[春🔻 @junicipal]

bay area asians would genuinely be like "i owe it all to my parents who work so hard as nail techs/waiters/grocery workers. that's why i'm proud to announce my role at PALANTIR"