jasper

I don’t have the same name as your dog (your dog has the same name as me)

[chase @_chase_____]

if i saw shrek in real life i would probably scream :( and he would be like ur no different than the others

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

your secret is safe with me unless it’s funny

[Therm @ThermCantRead]

The GOP tweeting an AI Stardew Valley screenshot is like a democrat setting a bible on fire

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

It must have felt so good to shove open the saloon doors hard af

[henrock @_henrock]

Praying none of yall are unwrapping podcast equipment 🙏🏿

[sticking to glass @helicopterevil]

Thank you for trying to not let me merge. I had to work for it. And It feels so good to be in this lane now

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on it’s like oh ok I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

when they make hate island somebody link me

[. @nlurennn]

halle dont let them silence u sister ik a horrible man will send u straight into psychosis

[jasper @jasperturtle]

Stolen valor

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Kim Kardashian announces new SKIMS nipple bra with a faux piercing.

[jasper @jasperturtle]

I just started vampire diaries and wow I really don’t like this Damon guy already

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Reports coming in that the swimsuit portion of the conclave has just concluded and that the talent portion is now under way

[Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme]

On this day ten years ago, DeviantArt artist WolfRoad uploaded an original drawing called "Voices.”

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

someone somewhere is laying a trap for me right now

[Hannah Berner @beingbernz]

Can we put a tariff on labradoodles

[M ☆ @duskgumi]

exactly