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[baby j @jasvking]

I GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK BITCHESSSS

[Secretary Brooke Rollins @SecRollins]

The new Dietary Guidelines are taking the nation by storm. We are so proud of this game changing work. @SecKennedy @RealBenCarson @HHSGov @calleymeans

Within 3 weeks of the release a few months ago nearly 50% of Americans recognized the updated DGAs. By now that number is likely much higher.🥩🥦🍳

This is a vital step toward a stronger, healthier, and more resilient America.

There’s still more work to do, but the momentum is real and building fast. Real Food, Real progress and putting Farmers First for a healthier nation!🇺🇸

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

The young people in our @ObamaFoundation Leaders program give me hope. One of those leaders, Luisa Neubauer, is working to fight climate change and recently traveled to Antarctica.

This Earth Day, I hope you'll check out her incredible story.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

To everyone celebrating Easter, Michelle and I wish you a joyful holiday filled with reminders of the enduring power of faith and hope.

[IG: @MACEOMULAN @maceomulan]

hot yesterday, tornado last night, cold today, pollen everywhere, & gas $3000

[🍀 @_lilboxie_]

It’s no way I be spending all this money?????

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

If I knew life was gonna be like this, I woulda held my breath in the delivery room

[ravn @mfnravn]

talking abt “we” started a war. bitch i ain’t do shit i been at home

[♡ @navigatingseas]

yall ever try journaling n then realize it looks like ur writing a suicide note

[: @_dxllz7]

me mid breakdown realizing I don’t even gaf fr.

[ღalik @maliksloss]

i’m so sick rn omg wtf

[Santana @Santana_rGeorge]

Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein literally have more pictures together than me and my dad fr

[avie ꕤ @clairobeatty]

please stop posting that video of baby monkey punch getting attacked by big monkey i’m so upset right now

[💲🤍 @makeupbyshaniah]

MI GENTE LATINO.

[☆ sunny ☆ edtwt ☆ @sunnyshungry]

how i stare at the 0 cal label on something that’s filled with chemicals i can’t even pronounce

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Fuck that rat fuck Punxsutawney Phil. Throw his ass in a crockpot

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

And what happens if I toss Phil in the air fryer rn

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

everyday scary rn.

[baby j @jasvking]

no tea some shade