post-doctoral fellow at hamburger university

smothered and covered

[post-doctoral fellow at hamburger university @jaswain]

someone in chicago, illinois is thinking of you
this poem is happening in chicago, illinois
every morning the cta driver says hello, with midwestern kindness.
hello, red hot ranch burger.
hello, depot dogs. hello, maxwell polish at 3 am. hello pizza.

[Alex Dimitrov @alexdimitrov]

https://t.co/L4x9YABr4P

[post-doctoral fellow at hamburger university @jaswain]

i keep getting ads for a crawfish eating beer holding apparatus

[post-doctoral fellow at hamburger university @jaswain]

wore a white shirt today and got coffee and pesto oil on it

[post-doctoral fellow at hamburger university @jaswain]

@ryleywalker U2 mentioned

[post-doctoral fellow at hamburger university @jaswain]

@guttenbirder22 @dennisbhooper @Lowes @milesintransit1

[post-doctoral fellow at hamburger university @jaswain]

it only took 7 years but my friends started coming to visit me

[post-doctoral fellow at hamburger university @jaswain]

the ads on my journal app are all for a medspa in seoul

[post-doctoral fellow at hamburger university @jaswain]

at least one of my exes lives in texas

[post-doctoral fellow at hamburger university @jaswain]

i thought this was about arrested development

[𝚘𝐟𝚏𝐭𝚑𝐞𝚠𝐚𝚕𝐥𝚋𝐛𝚢 @offthewallbby]

I wish they had shown more of Michael’s business savvy side. He could be very cutthroat. Yes, Michael had those childlike qualities, but he was also a grown man with a real edge.

[post-doctoral fellow at hamburger university @jaswain]

@OfficialBrohoss #liked

[post-doctoral fellow at hamburger university @jaswain]

wow that’s what julian sounds like now? yikes

[post-doctoral fellow at hamburger university @jaswain]

skill issue

[czech hunter schafer @top__rat]

chicago gotta be the top one worst city to have hair in

[post-doctoral fellow at hamburger university @jaswain]

@poopandpeegrace don’t let it get away!

[post-doctoral fellow at hamburger university @jaswain]

@rosseatsrocks @Hermit_Thrush hypomania

[post-doctoral fellow at hamburger university @jaswain]

@jetskitosway2 @fritzpape reheating sam prekop’s nachos

[post-doctoral fellow at hamburger university @jaswain]

@GoodWillsmith you know jacques brel had to do it to em

[post-doctoral fellow at hamburger university @jaswain]

@OfficialBrohoss oops all bangers

[post-doctoral fellow at hamburger university @jaswain]

@Katerade “he spends $35 for a week’s worth of meals” ah yes 4 meals the amount i eat in 7 whole days

[post-doctoral fellow at hamburger university @jaswain]

asking my psychiatrist to increase my seroquel dosage until i can achieve a severance like sensation of forgetting my job exists

[post-doctoral fellow at hamburger university @jaswain]

@jetskitosway2 that’s around the time peter gabriel introduced her to the fairlight. she thanked him in the liner notes for “opening the windows”

[post-doctoral fellow at hamburger university @jaswain]

the beautiful law and order theme song reverberating off the walls of my apartment courtyard. you don’t get that experience in the suburbs