czech hunter schafer

(she/her) // it's colin, like the boy name, but for a girl instead.

[Judith @JudyWhody]

There's something deeply and innately evil about Chicago I think.
Not that it's a bad city at all it's wonderful
It's just there's an evil here.

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Bro did you just tell a girl on Tinder to ruin your life Thats freaking savage bruh I love you

[czech hunter schafer @top__rat]

dykephishing

[czech hunter schafer @top__rat]

men under 5'3" are freaks like 100% of the time

[czech hunter schafer @top__rat]

going to jobsites and playing the grindr notification sound until i find my husband

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

they need to add a “looks like my ex” preference on hinge

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

I’m a bad girlfriend and my sleep patterns are bizarre and I pour soda down the bathroom sink sometimes

[czech hunter schafer @top__rat]

@sprwts hey..

[Divarina Babbiccina @divababy_fun]

hunter biden my pussy tastes like marzipan and i give a mean foot job

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Holiday weekend and I’m ready to get my pussy eaten clean off the bone

[czech hunter schafer @top__rat]

can forgive trans girls for thinking 30 is ancient cause a lot of us never thought they'd live past like 25 lol

[czech hunter schafer @top__rat]

this is something only furries are capable of

[sopfox⁶ @sopfoxing]

I've seen people with toys poking out of their lower chest I think 10 inches is fine

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

It’s just a joke dude. And the joke is just rooted in ideas. That I’m just reinforcing 😈

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

I hate meeting people who were raised by cool parents. ohhh you grew up listening to your dad’s record collection. fuck you. I had to invent Lou Reed from first principles

[czech hunter schafer @top__rat]

@bigsoftlady did you make it

[czech hunter schafer @top__rat]

@TheNathanz i'm RIGHT and i SHOULD say it

[czech hunter schafer @top__rat]

tdick is cool because it smells more like piss than regular dick

[czech hunter schafer @top__rat]

@sxybeautifulgrl what did i do this time

[czech hunter schafer @top__rat]

@real_bea_arthur i said it was cool