Thinking about over the summer when I wanted to get a color analysis done so bad but I have no money. So I made @thewinklevi stand in the middle of Walmart with me while I held up various $1 tank tops and instructed her to tell which ones made me look the best …
met a guy called Kermit at a party last night and whenever he'd introduce himself people would go “sorry can you repeat that?” and he'd go “Kermit, like the frog”