kylie

i’m gonna sell you to One Direction

[kylie @thewinklevi]

ayo drop your baptismal status in the comments🫦🫡🧎‍♀️

[kylie @thewinklevi]

has writing this grad school entrance essay made me want to claw my eyes out for weeks? yes. has it also reawakened a high, now that i’ve finished it, that i haven’t felt since i got a perfect score on my high school ap lang exam? also yes.

[kylie @thewinklevi]

he/they of the week in the big 26? thoughts??

[Christopher @molochofficial]

there’s s Burger King in East Providence, RI, that is staffed exclusively by a group of alt-goth twinks whom I suspect are all dating each other and it is the cleanest and most well-run BK franchise in the country

[kylie @thewinklevi]

when did charlie puth straight?!

[kylie @thewinklevi]

the transition between having to remember to send streaks every day to having to remember to do my duolingo every day is probably the biggest sign that my frontal lobe is developing

[kylie @thewinklevi]

@jaudi_tweets hoes mad

[kylie @thewinklevi]

@jaudi_tweets and when the earth needed him most… he disappeared😔

[kylie @thewinklevi]

does anyone have eyes on lil dicky?!

[kylie @thewinklevi]

once again tweeting first in the new apartment to assert my dominance over @jaudi_tweets

[kylie @thewinklevi]

happy buffalo chicken dip day to all those who celebrate !

[kylie @thewinklevi]

@jaudi_tweets @caprisunboiii and i spent most of our night tonight speaking in russian accents and competing about who was most loyal to the mother land

[kylie @thewinklevi]

just saw pt. 2… water bottle has been eaten

[kylie @thewinklevi]

@sethbroown me + my letterboxd top 4

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.”

[kylie @thewinklevi]

@yobbyaf banger #achieve

[kylie @thewinklevi]

i am tara yummy but i am also jake webber.

[kylie @thewinklevi]

@yobbyaf omg hey abby o

[Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers]

Instead of texting ‘on my way’ I’m just gonna start sending this

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

what we're living through rn...this is not the america that lin manuel miranda founded

[kylie @thewinklevi]

@caprisunboiii girl nooo