Jacob Auger

Kent Alum | CLE

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

i commented on the yankees’ facebook post asking if they did a moment of silence for the school shooting in colorado and some guy replied telling me to shut up, and that if they did a moment of silence for every school shooting they would have to do one at every game….OK YOU ARE SO CLOSE TO GETTING IT …..

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

Most OOZ/Zone 14 called strikes since 2022:

Steven Kwan, 149 😮
Alex Verdugo, 88
Bryson Stott, 84
Kyle Schwarber, 83
Mike Yastrzemski, 82
Luis Arráez, 81

Steven Kwan with robot umps will be crazy.

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

They're literally admitting they run for office to insider trade

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

unimaginably funny to tie for 5th again 😭

[Jacob Auger @jauger94]

@Spudislander55 @OurCLEGuardians

[ITDUDE Fella @The_Real_ITDUDE]

wtf?! wtf!? 🤦‍♂️

[Jacob Auger @jauger94]

@AnthonyDiPiero7 Well, the guardians own the broadcast now since it's on MLB. They have complete control to highlight their team and ballpark in ways they see fit. So yes, it will seem commercially at times. You're right, STO would never have done this because it wouldn't benefit them.

[Tom Malinowski @Malinowski]

Obviously the message this sends to immigrants who are trying to play by the rules and show up for checkins and for hearings is that they should not do that any more, that they should hide instead. It encourages less respect for our immigration system, not more.

[Jacob Auger @jauger94]

It's all one big fucking lie

[Acyn @Acyn]

Karl: What about tanning beds? It eliminates a 10% tax on tanning beds. How did that become a priority?

Johnson: I think that was an unfair thing that the Biden administration put on an industry 

Karl: It goes back to 2010. It's been around for 15 years.

[Jessica Tarlov @JessicaTarlov]

Does this include the masked ICE agents?

[Jack Kopanski @Jack_Kopanski]

The Tribe’s anemic offense is frustrating (22nd ranked offense scoring 4 runs per game) but it really seems like they have some vendetta against Luis Ortiz. He’s had some stinkers on the mound, sure (7 ER, 5 ER, 4 ER) but the offense seems to fall especially flat when he starts.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Bro only wanted her number and instead got a life full of happiness

[JDRandom - RandomWhiteGuy @TheReelRandom]

This… right… here.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

I don’t care what side of the aisle you’re on. If you can’t be bothered to read the entire bill you’re voting for, you deserve to lose your seat.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO SEE FROM EVERY DEMOCRAT IN OFFICE. Thank you, Congresswoman Melanie Stansbury

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Lying. To. Congress. Is. A. Felony.

Lying. Under. Oath. Is. A. Felony.

@TulsiGabbard has been lying under oath to Congress all afternoon.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Wait, wait, WAIT — the White House is now saying that the Atlantic “lied” because Goldberg was texted “attack” plans and not “war plans” ahead of our PLAN to bomb the Houthis?!?!

Are you fucking kidding me?!?

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Not getting much attention, but the Senate GOP is about to start voting - to make sure banks can charge higher overdraft fees. Seriously.

Good time to let your Senators know what you think of that.

[Acyn @Acyn]

CNN put together a collection of clips of various Trump officials who were on the signal chat criticizing Hillary Clinton’s email server