✨java bean ☕️

✺ ✧ Aphrodite is my mother & Alan Turing is my father ✦ ⌘ I’m new (to earth👽), let’s be friends 👯‍♀️

[✨java bean ☕️ @javabean111]

This annoys me beyond belief because it shows how little research was done 😭 This is what happens when no one in the room is thinking globally. Millions of people have 1-2 character last names or even no last name at all (I’ve heard that’s common in Indonesia but maybe I’m spewing bullshit)

[✨java bean ☕️ @javabean111]

@GFull225 @Architectolder Those random wood things are where my eye went to first. They seem pointless

[✨java bean ☕️ @javabean111]

@PopCrave I probs won’t get any of these (because I’m no longer a slave to consumption) but they’re def cute!!

[✨java bean ☕️ @javabean111]

@allontanarsio I loveee this

[✨java bean ☕️ @javabean111]

Oh please, it reads like a stream-of-consciousness facebook rant🤣💀
There’s no intro, no thesis, no topic sentences, no transitions, no conclusion… literally 0 structure.
She doesn’t summarize the article’s main idea, never quotes or paraphrases it, and doesn’t critically respond to anything specific that the author said.
The sentence structure and grammar is…. rough lmao.
She doesn’t even mention the name of the author or the title of the article ffs 😭🤦🏻‍♀️
It’s objectively awful.

[✨java bean ☕️ @javabean111]

@0h_look I’m going to start doing this, such a funny idea!!

[✨java bean ☕️ @javabean111]

@anon_opin Not that it actually matters, but it’s annoying me that you didn’t change your fake birthday to your half birthday (June 24) 😭

[✨java bean ☕️ @javabean111]

@TrungTPhan This is the type of chaotic neutral I fw

[✨java bean ☕️ @javabean111]

@DesireeAmerica4 Recession indicator for sure

[✨java bean ☕️ @javabean111]

@judsonyant The comments are so weird… because like… why try to pressure someone to have kids when they (seemingly) aren’t interested?🤣 Not a smart way to go about creating good parents (which lord knows we need more of)

[✨java bean ☕️ @javabean111]

@worldranking_ Pretty sick tbh

[✨java bean ☕️ @javabean111]

@samuel_ezh @metapreston Weirdly, I think this will make me more secure. Now, instead of assuming that everyone online is cool with fabulous lives, I’ll just assume they’re all fake 🤣

[✨java bean ☕️ @javabean111]

@JesterJum Next time she texts you, ask her for an absurd favor (get creative). And each time after that, ask for a new one.
There are certain people who seem to always have a favor to ask of me each time I talk to them, which has made me avoid them at all costs😭

[✨java bean ☕️ @javabean111]

@linkkling Ughhhh but I love so many things 😭 I feel like Sylvia Plath in her Fig Tree poem

[✨java bean ☕️ @javabean111]

@Precision80 The type of account that 13 year old girls follow (no hate though, I ate this shit up at that age 😭)

[✨java bean ☕️ @javabean111]

@Duderichy Tbh I have worked for like 24 hours straight (but also I have 2 adderall prescriptions and take creatine when I’m sleep deprived lol). 36 is pushing it though

[✨java bean ☕️ @javabean111]

@kingfatbastard That’s so sweet 🥹

[✨java bean ☕️ @javabean111]

@rikrajmandal @Jacobsklug How are they supposed to decide if you’re providing value if the product is behind a paywall though? Sometimes concepts are great but the execution is shit. Customers don’t know the value until they experience the product first-hand. Which is why paywalls are dumb asf

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

Source? It was revealed to me on my walk