Colin

Double cappuccino, half-caf, non-fat milk, with just enough foam to be aesthetically pleasing, but not so much it leaves a moustache...

[Colin @javalavajoe59]

Ass. Kicked.

[Atkinsons @coffeehopper]

Post-Covid Mantra:
More Online. Tighter Rotas. Higher Profits. No Discounts. No Time-wasters. No Physical Expansion. Cut Stock Levels. Reduce Range. More Virtual Meetings.
Lower Carbon Footprint. No Events. No Credit. Faster Payments. Better Cashflow.
Ditch Arsey Customers.

[Colin @javalavajoe59]

John Redwood on @LBC talking bollocks and loving Doris Johnson...welcome to hell, suckers...

[Colin @javalavajoe59]

@hasbean Oh Leights old chap. Next time I ask for a discount on my beanz order, just remember exactly what you're dealing with... 😬

I could murder a coffee... | Lost Glasgow https://t.co/trC90qKI2B

[Colin @javalavajoe59]

@hasbean Altogether now...'Caaaaaaaaaaaaashwayra ohwoh...Caaaaaaaaaaaasshwayra ohowoho...'
Boring...BORING?!?
Right, Leights...outside...

[Colin @javalavajoe59]

@hasbean Watching this, whilst quaffing some aeropressed Arbar El Oasis. Latest score, Costa Rica 1 (McPerthshire, 43) Colombia 1 (El Leightonez, 44). All to play for, in the 2nd half...

[Colin @javalavajoe59]

@hasbean So Leights...was that the whole InMyMug, or the hole in MyMug? *asking for an idiot*... 🤔🤪

[Colin @javalavajoe59]

@hasbean 😄

[Colin @javalavajoe59]

@hasbean A rather splendid IMM, if I might venture, Leights. The Coca story is fascinating, if terribly sad. However, even as I imbibe my deliciously spiced Markaz Ul Wadi on Aeropress, I concur...Boleeeeveyan coffee is THE dogs...yessir...😋

[Colin @javalavajoe59]

@Andrew_Adonis Oh piss off...

[Colin @javalavajoe59]

@CaffeineFixLtd Go on Bobsta', just for the halibut...altogether now...'Gimme the Moonlight'... 😄

[Colin @javalavajoe59]

@CaffeineFixLtd Ha! Now that is rather splendid, Mr Bob... 👏👏👏

[Colin @javalavajoe59]

@MonsoonEstates Charcoal roast...or as I call it for some of the woeful non-Specialties out there, the Bejesus roast...

[Colin @javalavajoe59]

@weeCoffeeAddict I recall going into Brewdog, Stirling, not long after it opened. They had Dear Green & an espresso kit. A few short weeks later, they had pitched the equipment and were doing Specialty on Aeropress, due to lack of demand. Bandwagonesque...

[Colin @javalavajoe59]

First class article and potentially terrifying for Specialty drinkers... https://t.co/fdL23uihhU

[James Hoffmann @jimseven]

I had the pleasure of being on the @catcloudcoffee podcast recently - and I had a lot of fun (while ranting…).

Have a listen: https://t.co/pwbzjCv69n

[Colin @javalavajoe59]

Here ya' go Specialty types...one Robusta train to see off at the station...ghastly...
https://t.co/1AifsseAm1

[Colin @javalavajoe59]

@PerfectDailyG Sorry, I don't understand that concept... 🤯

[Colin @javalavajoe59]

@ali_mcgill Now, now Al...tell the absolute truth...Bookkeeper/Barista...

[Colin @javalavajoe59]

@HyphenatedGLS Hahaha. Ain't it just...he agreed, gratefully...