Jess 🏳️‍🌈💖💜💙

Writer, educator, and nighttime vigilante. I have so much to learn about Shrek, my life's mission.

Bi+queer ttrpg designer. 1/2 of Wannabe Games.

she/they

[Jess 🏳️‍🌈💖💜💙 @jawska]

I'm jawska over there, too! See you elsewhere!

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

me: [texting] hey sorry but my powerful enemy just said “seize him” to all his underlings

boss: what time can you be here

me: i dunno man they’re seizing me like right now

boss: we’re short staffed today

me: i’m getting seized

[Jess 🏳️‍🌈💖💜💙 @jawska]

@Gahostan Glad I'm not the only one who's noticed. Well, it's a free font...

[Jess 🏳️‍🌈💖💜💙 @jawska]

@PersonalBeavis What was the prompt to make this image, I have to wonder.

[Jess 🏳️‍🌈💖💜💙 @jawska]

@PersonalBeavis Why did the AI make this look like the man is being held hostage, Misery style?

[Former FBI Deputy Director Nick Lutsko @NickLutsko]

Jeff Bezos murdered USA

[Jason Scott @textfiles]

Guess what's back.

Yes, https://t.co/pvwAEWBN0Z and https://t.co/lmq8xJV8dv are back, as well as https://t.co/wPEvAlOiJE (Wayback Machine) and all those amazing items.

Some of the features are not up yet, but rest assured we're working on it and our tired devs will prevail.

[Jess 🏳️‍🌈💖💜💙 @jawska]

@awaywardmoon

[Katie Rife @RifewithKatie]

Oh my god just write your own emails

[Jess 🏳️‍🌈💖💜💙 @jawska]

This would be dope nail art.

[Archaeology & Art @archaeologyart]

The oldest surviving deck of 52 playing cards, made in the Netherlands, circa 1475 AD. Currently housed at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, New York.

The concept of playing cards is thought to have originated in Asia, making its way to Europe by the late 14th century, likely through trading routes. In the Netherlands, cards became popular during the 15th century as both a pastime and a means of socialization among nobility and the growing merchant class.

[Jess 🏳️‍🌈💖💜💙 @jawska]

Shrekov's Gun

[Emergency Workplace Organizing Committee (EWOC) @organizeworkers]

If your boss won't let you evacuate: Convince as many coworkers as you can to all leave together & contact us right away

You have the right to organize & leave an unsafe worksite. If they're not bluffing & still try to fire you after the storm, we'll help you fight it

[chip skylark @scotty__13]

it’s absolutely this

[Larry Spruill Jr @LarrySReports]

I just looked at my voter registration status and I saw that it’s inactive, although I voted in the summer primary. I made some calls and was told this is a huge problem in Ga. I’m now re-registering.

Voter registration deadline is TOMORROW.

Check your registration status!!!!

[Heidi @HeidiBriones]

Brutal typo.

[@ artofandregarcia.com at 🦋 @AndreGarciaArt]

Fuck you, Vance - abortions are basic healthcare and healthcare isn’t a fucking state issue.

[Josh Sawyer @jesawyer]

[silently, Midwesternly] let’s make the DMV line a zone of quiet contemplation

[Jess 🏳️‍🌈💖💜💙 @jawska]

Accidentally took someone else's dunkin order today and it is way too sweet