jax

vibe absorber

[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

His victim had to have her tampon surgically removed.

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

they’ll put a data center in yo ass if you not paying attention

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Okay we need to apologize to the schizophrenics

[doomer @uncledoomer]

we used to be a country

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

I will never understand how men tricked the entire world into thinking women are the emotional ones. I've never once seen a woman beat a baby with a pillow because the baby peed on them.

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

Ending the bullying of little Punch is more important than ending global poverty.

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

It’s nice that they gave Punch a stuffed ape but they should also give him a gun

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

My buddy lost his job to AI. It was his job to chug thousands of gallons of water at a data center

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

Her baby in her where now

[mau @rllydu]

things in my circus:
- my monkeys
- a tamed lion that does not concern himself
- an elephant in the room
- 1 clown (me)

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Sometimes you just wanna gripe about pollen making you sneeze your face off without some wildlife nerd chiming in like, “Actually, ragweed pollen is important to quail diets so your suffering is conservation.”

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

need you to trust me but only for 95 seconds I PROMISE

[cary @brokebackstan]

if we are now considering it glutenous to eat a breakfast sandwich you can just kill me honestly

[🥀🖤jojo🖤🥀 @josva000]

hulk hogan trapped in purgatory after trisha paytas closed off his path to reincarnation

[Vulpine Outlaw @Rad_Sherwoodism]

Can you imagine being some poor kid pumped full of drugs, waking up to a strange noise, and what you see is a horse, but the wrong size, and it looks like a nurse is trying to feed it a piano?

[Kyle @bulliedb170]

Brandon Royval vs Joshua Van #UFC317

[Spicy Chickpea™ 🇧🇧 @desinthemaking]

Mf is clearly SITTING. I hate misinformation

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

55 Saratoga Waters, 55 Bananas, 55 Bags of Ice

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

“Your favorite chef was in my DMs.”

Omg not the white man that cooks in the sorority house!!! 😭😭😭😭😭