J A X O N

[Lily Allen @lilyallen]

There is a support act.

The show has always been advertised as “Lily Allen performs West End Girl.”

I was a few mins late as my tights were laddered and i had to change them.

The show is just over an hour as it’s just the album in its entirety.

It’s my artistic choice not to talk to the audience, the fourth wall helps with the storytelling. Most people find it to be effective.

I don’t want anyone to feel ripped off, Everyone on this tour is really working very hard to give people the best show we possibly can, and i’m extremely proud of it.

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

At this point prices in The UK are just made up:

What do you mean a return train to London is £140?

How is a weekend away in England £600? I can go abroad for a week for that!

Why is a house that was £700 a month a few years ago now £1500 a month?

How is a full tank of fuel now costing more than £100?

Why is my car insurance going up every year on the same car with no claims?

How is 2 carrier bags of shopping costing me nearly £100?

We're honestly done aren't we.

[Lucas Beyer (bl16) @giffmana]

My wife after watching some pop-investing reel or something:

> Lucas, you bought SanDisk a bit over a year ago, right???

Me: yeah
Her, all excited: how much??

Me: lemme check, but i think 2Tb

The SanDisk i bought:

[NASA @NASA]

These two images were taken by @astro_reid only minutes apart. The stark difference is the result of camera settings. In the first, a longer shutter speed let in much more light from Earth, while the shorter shutter speed in the second emphasizes our planet's nighttime glow.

[Wong Updates @WongUpdates]

3 years ago Dwayne Johnson tweeted this banger

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Madame Tussauds Orlando unveils Selena Gomez wax figure.

[𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 @SianThymes]

🚨First look at LINDA HENRY and CHERYL FERGISON on the set of ‘THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA 2’

[J A X O N @jaxonmoran]

Whoever thought that vacuum packing minced meat was a good idea needs to have a serious look in the mirror 🙃

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

He knows he's gorgeous too!!

[J A X O N @jaxonmoran]

Today I’m a walking vessels of disease 😷

[Zack @Zack3O12]

A gay man’s biggest enemy

[SWIFTs TikTok @SwiftsTiktok]

this video of taylor swift is going viral TikTok.

— 1M likes, 4.7M views | 9h
https://t.co/zjvUqnzkQa

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Cardi B throws microphone at audience member who threw a drink at her.

[J A X O N @jaxonmoran]

lol, this scene did nothing for me

[Pop Base @PopBase]

#Barbie director Greta Gerwig held her ground against studio executives and refused to cut a scene where Barbie meets an elderly woman, as they believed it was unimportant:

“To me, this is the heart of the movie. If I cut that scene, I don’t know why I’m making this movie. If I don’t have that scene, I don’t know what it is or what I’ve done.”

[Kylie Minogue @kylieminogue]

@Dukezy79 Good God, have you been asleep for 25 years? You must not know me. Seriously. #FollwerFail

[R. @midnightstrack2]

remember when taylor accidentally released 8 seconds of static noise and it went #1 on iTunes?