jax

gig em

[RadiCal Puma @TheEternalFloof]

Them:
“Hey how’s that old car holding up”

Me:
“Purring right along.. never gives me any trouble!”

The truth:

[Dayne Young @dayneyoung]

Mom: “All the Thanksgiving food is ready, but first I want to take a group picture of the whole family.”

You:

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Guy at the piss store just asked me if this was the poop store. Buddy look around you

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

When I was 8 I listened to hip hop for the first time and called my grandfather a sucka mc and he smashed my Xbox

[jax @jaxtucker17]

@miguelleon224 🙋🏼‍♂️

[jax @jaxtucker17]

@LGill91 @BarstoolTexasAM Not the time or place for this tweet

[jax @jaxtucker17]

It did it exploded

[jax @jaxtucker17]

My heads about to explode watching this Aggie football game

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

i asked my wife where she was going, she said "dont worry darling." she got back the next morning and i asked how the movie was and she said what movie?

[shane @stinkylittlehog]

bartender: the usual my man?

me: yessir

bartender: [kisses me on the forehead]

[wint @dril]

everyone mad at me because US army allowed me to create "the MewTwo of pit bulls" using CRISPR. well if i didnt do it some other guy wouldve

[jax @jaxtucker17]

@FreddysUSA

[jax @jaxtucker17]

@FreddysUSA y’all are not cool for taking the Chicago dog off the menu 😤😤

[jax @jaxtucker17]

@Marina_Sanchez4 Do not give up, I didn’t proof your essays for nothing!

[jax @jaxtucker17]

Sweeter words have never been written