SmokinJayCutler

Tell Mike I said fuck him

[SmokinJayCutler @jay6cut]

Turns out I’m powerful enough to go through a glass window… oopsie

[SmokinJayCutler @jay6cut]

#this

[Shayna Gillis @Shaynagillis]

If you’re wearing a hat with any word written upside down. Do not speak to me or come within a 15 foot radius

[SmokinJayCutler @jay6cut]

In my career best round, I did not score a single birdie. But I finished it with the same ball I started. This was also the only time I’ve accomplished this feat, and my next best round is 4 strokes higher. 100% accurate statement

[Michael Hammond @michaelhammond_]

Hot Take: for the non-professional golfer, using the same ball for an entire round is more impressive than any birdie or eagle

[SmokinJayCutler @jay6cut]

#shrink this tag wearing a scrunchie on his wrist while wearing a baseball glove at a cubs game.

[SmokinJayCutler @jay6cut]

Should I steal bleacher Jeff’s seat today? @rightfieldsux @barstoolWSD @trevorbauer6969

[SmokinJayCutler @jay6cut]

@pussycheese13 Double Texas whopper up there with one of the best fast food burgers in the biz

[SmokinJayCutler @jay6cut]

@trevorbauer6969 @barstoolWSD @ChiSoxFanMike I’ve accepted it. Take the brooms out of the closet. I’m done with this fucking team

[SmokinJayCutler @jay6cut]

The fucking brewers just won’t lose baseball games. They are the bain of my existence. At least the Packers lease has expired on the Bears. They never owned us, they were just leasing us. They returned ownership back to us

[SmokinJayCutler @jay6cut]

Just hit a 4-bagger to call game on my girlfriends dad. Show em whose boss

[SmokinJayCutler @jay6cut]

@user40568186 This would have been awesome tbh

[SmokinJayCutler @jay6cut]

I’m convinced Craig is just an inside man for the Brewers

[Mike Praznowski @PrazMaster]

Hey Craig, remember last season when you had PCA leading off games and it was by far his best stretch of the season, but then you removed him from there just because Ian Happ came off the IL? Maybe let him stay there this time.

[SmokinJayCutler @jay6cut]

@trevorbauer6969 He’s a fucking loser dude. 50 year old man that brings a baseball glove to games, starts go fund me’s for his fucking vacations, and thinks he is allowed to reserve a general admission seat for himself because it’s “his seat” then tries to get anyone that sits there kicked out

[whitesoxdave @barstoolWSD]

What is the exact bleacher seat number that @BleacherJeff claims is his?

From now through the remainder of the season, I will buy a round of four (4) beers if you DM me proof you’re sitting in “his” seat

Starts now. I’ll even up it to 2 rounds for premier games/series

[carl @CarlsBeef]

I would rather live in North Korea than watch another inning of Chicago Cubs baseball

[SmokinJayCutler @jay6cut]

@user40568186 The best part about this hashtag is that you can #expand #whale to #whitemale

[TMZ @TMZ]

A response from longtime TMZ staffer @lucaswidman's legal representative and former law school student @mrjerryoc regarding @hen_ease’s "odorless pocket of air"

cc: @pftcommenter @stoolpresidente @PardonMyTake

[SmokinJayCutler @jay6cut]

Purchased a fanny pack cooler today, the intended purpose is to hold extra beers while I’m walking around and don’t have immediate access to my larger beer cooler. Made me feel good that Dick’s said “athlete pickup,” implying that purchasing this item makes me an athlete.

[SmokinJayCutler @jay6cut]

@therealburns3 Burns,

Jay would like a word on this. Mike Martz is a moron. Fuck him. Everything is somehow his fault

Jay

[SmokinJayCutler @jay6cut]

@user40568186 @skater_boy86 Respect this move. Let her know who she’s working for