Jay Leteipa

I love cows more than I love some people

[Kartelo🦍🇦🇷 @curtiske8]

Umbwa is such an ambiguous and random word to express different feelings i.e- Unaeza kua umeshiba kama umbwa, umechoka kama umbwa, uko njaa kama umbwa, uko kutu kama umbwa.
Wewe bora tu umeongeza umbwa hapo mwisho kwa whatever you're feeling, tutajua ni serious kama umbwa.

[WANGAI @wangai_johnn]

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Updated CV/Resume

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English Writing

Even freelance experience counts.

Step 4: Check your email daily

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You complete onboarding.

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Step 5: Complete assessments

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Knowledge quizzes

Practice tasks

Skills assessments

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Once invited:

Read all project instructions.

Complete training.

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[Sabi gurl @miss_chebet16]

Affordable housing isn’t looking so affordable after all😒 They used taxpayers’ money to fund these projects, yet the prices are still extremely high. How exactly are mama mboga, boda boda riders, and ordinary Kenyans supposed to afford these houses? Affordable for who, exactly?

[Bambo A Tereza 🇲🇼 @wesleylots]

I have just started Season 1, three episodes in and Jesus Christ.. This is Cinema!

[MSee MSima @mseemsima01]

Kuna morio nimepata akimop police station asubuhi sahii, si mko na connection za kazi huku nje.

[Karani @Weyne_west]

Man, that dude deserves a head of state commendation.....Jamaa aligonga karau kwa mgongo mpaka kiboko ikatoa sauti😂!

[Joel Jiranï @Kemboi67]

"William Ruto will work in his 4th year to win our trust" ndio huyo anapandisha bei ya petrol.

WANTAM is now at 120 km/hr.

[Dalai Nyama @DALiii_Danger]

It’s crazy how it’s 2026 and the government is still promising us the same things they promised our parents in 1994.

[Wamborghini @FaiGachau]

The Kenya National Library Service has an online platform where you can read your favorite books. Y’all should sign up that’s the tweet ✨

[Annie▫️ @AnnUdoh5]

Hyperdontia is a dental condition in which a person develops more teeth than the normal number. These extra teeth are called supernumerary teeth.

Have you seen one before

[Ankita @Ankiii_i]

Chess players, say something only chess players will understand.

[Pharm Jacob⚕️🥼🔥 @LegalDrug_Lord]

Delivery through a Cesarean section
Unassisted C-section

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

If you’re a live streamer you’ll enjoy being on Aluta. Use my link to register https://t.co/Srwv7REcPX
Hii inaeza toa mtu block kimchezo, and this is just the beginning ile doh tuta make hapa si mchezo

[Brook @brooktimbe_]

To whoever is getting laid today, go an extra round for me, i ain't getting shit

[Blissful✨ @just_Enhle07]

Banks should remove transaction fees and make us watch ads instead. 😭😭

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

1. DSLR PHOTOGRAPHER MODE

PROMPT:

Transform my uploaded photo into a professional DSLR portrait. Keep my face, facial structure, skin tone, hairstyle, and identity recognizable and natural. Place me in [location] with realistic lighting, natural skin texture, shallow depth of field, subtle background separation, realistic lens perspective, professional composition, and authentic photographic detail. Make it look like a real photographer took the photo, not an AI-generated image.

[Caspata. 🐐 @Sp__ke_]

@DjF1_ https://t.co/X99zS1Ujaj
Ingia hapo mwangi na uwache kulala

[Redd @ReddCinema]

A bomb squad was checking a suspicious backpack, and this random dude got fed up with waiting 😳

[joy ꩜ @aopvs]

i promise you i’m fun and all but there’s just this intense sadness that i cannot get rid of

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

Kids complain about road trips while holding an iPad. I used to stare out the window for six hours and hope we passed a cow.