J Matousek

Technologist, golfer, horror junkie, vinyl collector and gamer - not necessarily in that order. All views expressed are my own.

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@StephenKing You’re from Maine?

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@INTJ_chick @StephenKing Oh, go put on a cardigan, sensitive guy

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@Janelle52534564 @samsosweet @StephenKing ...Said the nobody non-bestselling author who hasn't redefined modern American horror. 10 points.

[Larry Gerndt🦋 @sonofman]

quite possibly the best religious-UFO cartoon of all time. #ufotwitter

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@frogandpelican Spoken like someone who's never actually been to Patterson

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@danabrams @ReelzChannel Well done, Daniel-san

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@Jim_Germany @ReelzChannel Wonder is the mulch sticks to the pan?

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@NarataCards @StephenKing Yep, and he's entertaining. You are not.

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@CalltoActivism I'm fine with it.

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@spieltimes After 8 months of trying, finally got one!

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@DaveVescio I just stare at them and tilt my head quizzically

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@jobscreator @pajamawitch This statue is Hearts and Prayers: the statue

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@MarkyMark18211 @ass_IV 0140

Read upside down on a calculator

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@themarsvolta Amazon UK just cancelled my order. Anyone else?

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@RepMattGaetz You're going to have fun in prison

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@Revolvermag 4 deg

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@MysterySolvent Noticeable lack of people

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@RADrebel43 @PattyArquette @RoArquette @askboomer1949 @mmpadellan @thedavidcrosby @gtconway3d @GeorgeTakei @ReverendWarnock @CaslerNoel @Lesdoggg @Trevornoah @StephenAtHome @ColinJost This is the literal version of praise God and pass the ammunition

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@ThatEricAlper Looks like the performance enhancers wore off