Jake

[Jake @jay_rob12]

I honestly didn’t realize I have so many doctor friends until today.

[Jake @jay_rob12]

Tom Brady watched Ronaldo score a hat trick yesterday and was like “What am I doing with my life?”

[Jake @jay_rob12]

Leave it to Ronaldo to ruin my weekend…

[Jake @jay_rob12]

I do not live for Ronaldo scoring a hat trick against my club in a tight race for champions league qualification though… sigh…

[Jake @jay_rob12]

I live for Premier League Saturday mornings.

[Jake @jay_rob12]

@CallmeScotty23 Smashing my previous annual personal best of three.

[Jake @jay_rob12]

It’s only March but I think I’ve hit both my social and dating quotas for the year, so now I can go back to being a recluse.

[Jake @jay_rob12]

Or maybe even a bunch of High Priests in blazers?? #TakeNote

[Jake @jay_rob12]

Are we sure we aren’t playing the UAB Blazers tonight?? #TakeNote

[Jake @jay_rob12]

Actually, are we sure this isn’t Bronny’s team?? #TakeNote

[Jake @jay_rob12]

The Blazers are elite.

[Jake @jay_rob12]

I am no expert, but as long as the price for essential oils doesn’t go up we should be fine right?

[Jake @jay_rob12]

Not gonna lie, I kind of had a hard time taking Cedric Diggory seriously in the new Batman lol.

[Jake @jay_rob12]

I just want to get franchise tagged at my normal 9-5 job. Is that too much to ask?

[Jake @jay_rob12]

Pretty sure 7-year old me was the brainchild of this.

[Jake @jay_rob12]

All I want is a cologne that smells like Hawaiian haystacks in the crockpot.

[Jake @jay_rob12]

All these years of watching UNC-Duke games and I still don’t think I could properly pronounce Coach K’s last name.

[Jake @jay_rob12]

“I need to assemble an elite team to help get my son back.”

Lebron’s List: Superman, Gandalf, King Kong, and the Iron Giant.

He has officially taken super team building to the next level. 😂 😂 😂 #SpaceJamMovie

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

🚨 THE OFFICIAL @spacejammovie TRAILER JUST DROPPED 🚨   

In theaters and streaming on @hbomax July 16 #SpaceJamMovie

[Jake @jay_rob12]

Love how the Jazz are on another quiet 8-game win streak.

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

take J.R. Smith and Dion Waiters’ confidence, chop it up, mix in a tablespoon of habanero, place into the skillet, sprinkle some Swaggy P on top, let simmer over an open flame uncovered for 5-10 minutes, and you will have yourself 2021 Jordan Clarkson ready to serve.