@aprilfool_kw “BUt iTS aBOuT sTaTes RIGhtS!” — no it’s either about racism or basically a terroristic attempt to take over or break up the United States. So even if you are trying to say you are not a racist (🙄) you are at the least being unpatriotic.
Who has two thumbs and better pull up to the Disney family singalong? This guy➡️ @TheRock ... if @TheRock isn’t participating in the Disney singalong vol. 2 there will be a revolt.. the world needs Maui in these trying times @WaltDisneyCo#DisneyFamilySingalong#yourewelcome
https://t.co/x59JjnN0zR A cop from the 1st Precinct of the NYPD is in need, can you please share this for your followers to help her reach her goal? @ElvisDuranShow@elvisduran@TheEllenShow
I regret ever wanting to grow up. Now i totally understand that scene in billy Madison when he tells the kid to not go to high school ... shit is down hill from there
Being out of school and having a career means that you try your best to not vomit bc you will still have to finish your 17 hour shift and who wants to do that covered in vomit #copproblems
I miss being in school bc anytime you are sick you could just go to the nurse have have your mom pick you up. Puke at school and it’s a get out of jail free card.
Sometimes i think i could be a reality tv star.. and then i remember how much i hate wearing bras and i definitely couldn’t be on tv bra less for millions to see... somethings aren’t worth the sacrifice #letemhang
Precision Policing at its Finest‼️ Right place at the right time. While conducting a community visit at a problematic Duane Reade, Officer Meyers of Steady Sector A apprehended a perpetrator who was wanted for 5 additional larcenies closing out a pattern. 👏🏽Great work!
I would like to personally thank the #spicegirls for making “girl power” their slogan ... i like to think it gave me the courage to crush and destroy all of my enemies over my lifetime