jayant kumar jha

Doctor! Sports addict! I love music,books & riding.A passionate Gooner! Running is my new hobby,just loving it.Nike+ is awesome.Dream big & work hard.

[jayant kumar jha @jayantjha6]

Booked for service yesterday. They agreed for pick up initially. Later said they can’t and requested to change the date. I said I will drop the vehicle myself. I am here in the service centre & more than an hour later Job card has not been created yet. Incredible efficiency.

[jayant kumar jha @jayantjha6]

@TataMotors Start focussing on servicing issues with your car. What is the point of saying “Made in India” when you cannot give proper service for your vehicle. Never faced that with Maruti Suzuki. Service centres are not at all efficient.

[jayant kumar jha @jayantjha6]

@UTDTrey Jokes on you buddy 🤣🤣

[jayant kumar jha @jayantjha6]

Mohd Shami needs to be on the plane to Australia. We are making Bumrah carry the burden of taking wickets. We really need someone to support him. Akash deep has been decent. Siraj needs to up his game, Nitish stands no chance with his pace.

[jayant kumar jha @jayantjha6]

Well done India. We are proving every single day that the next day need not be better, instead it can be worse than today. And we will vote for this regressive India in the name of religion.

[Piyush Rai @Benarasiyaa]

Tense situation in UP's Muzaffarnagar as a cop with baton in one and service pistol in other can be heard threatening to shoot voters coming out of their houses.

[jayant kumar jha @jayantjha6]

Jake paul vs Mike Tyson. I have only followed boxing on the news. Never watched one. The one guy I followed the most was Mike Tyson. And to realise that he is going to fight someone less than half his age is shocking. It’s a total mismatch. Yet, I want the old man to win.

[jayant kumar jha @jayantjha6]

Yes. In kerala we don’t have to bribe anyone to receive a passport.

[Ganesh S. Nagarsekar🇮🇳 SEBI Regt RA-INH000008835 @bharatbetpf]

Has anyone received the passport renewal verification without paying the policewala a bribe?

Had all documents available - but he created an issue for nothing.

The amount is negligible - and don't want an important process stalled - but imaan maan nahi raha.

[Radhika Barman 🇮🇳🍉🕊️🐘🌱⛓️🇸🇩 @RadhikaBarman5]

True or false let's check:

1. The Battle of Plassey (1757):
Robert Clive forged an alliance with Mir Jafar, promising him the throne in exchange for support, leading to the betrayal of Siraj-ud-Daula.His defeat was the result of internal conspiracy,not just military defeat 1/12

[jayant kumar jha @jayantjha6]

Fair enough Robin. We can always agree to disagree. And I do disagree with what you said 👍👍

[Robbie Uthappa @robbieuthappa]

Yesterday, I posted a video where I shared my thoughts about Rachin Ravindra training at the Super Kings Academy ahead of the Tests in India. A lot of you seemed to disagree, which is absolutely fine!

I am glad we can have an exchange of ideas even while disagreeing. Do you guys want to discuss this further over a Live session? Let me know in the comments.

Link to that full #TRUELearning video:
https://t.co/bP2LjmfB3u

[Narundar @NarundarM]

So India Today ran a news program based on a Narendra Modi Parody's account. Slow claps. 👏

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Lol.

[Narundar @NarundarM]

Brilliant @varungrover 👏

[jayant kumar jha @jayantjha6]

😂😂😂 Nadda ji ko BJP president banaya hi gaya hai iss kaam ke liye.

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

Aa gaye ji aa gaye... Nadda ji aage gaye...

[Carl Bovis ⚽ @CarlBovis_AFC]

Listening to people like Roy Keane, Paul Scholes and Jason Cundy talk about Arsenal is painful, they don't even try to hide their hate....
The fact Arsenal's 10 men grabbed a deserved point at Man City has triggered everyone... it just confirms that The Arsenal are BACK! 💪🤩

[jayant kumar jha @jayantjha6]

The Reason why spurs don’t win anything is this. Spurs lack class, the coach is so obsessed with @Arsenal that he can’t focus on his own team. You beat a team that is no where near Man City & you want to brag about it. And the gross lack of respect towards Qarabag is classless.

[Football Confidential 🌐 @footballconfid1]

FT: Tottenham 3-0 Qarabag

Reduced to 10 men… do we park the bus? Do we fake injuries? Do we take 45secs per goal kick? Do we cry cry cry? Do we act reeeeally weird?!

No, we batter them 3-0. It’s who we are, it’s what we do 👍

#THFC #COYS 🤍💙❤️‍🩹 #TOTQAR

[Dr Jason Philip. M.S., MCh @Jasonphilip8]

For someone of my intellectual calibre, even responding to this lowlife is insulting. But since he has 3.5 lac Sanghi followers, & atleast some of them might accept his lies, I need to clarify abt Urdu.
Urdu is spoken by only 9% of Pakistanis, according to their 2023 census. At partition, Jinnah imposed the Indian language of Urdu on them to 'unite' them. 56% of Pakistanis spoke Bengali, Punjabi was spoken in W.Punjab, Sindhi in their Sindh, Balochi in Balochistan & tribal dialects in NWFP. Not even a single Pakistani spoke Urdu as his mothertongue
at Partition.Jinnah imposed Urdu on Pakistan.
So what is Urdu,& where did it originate? Urdu originated in the provinces of Awadh( today's Uttar Pradesh), Bihar & Bengal. It was a mix of Persian & Sanskrit, written from left to right, & originally written in the atheist style of the Persian Alphabet. In contrast, Arabic is written from right to left, in the Rukha style. 8 crore Indians, both Hindu & Muslim speak Urdu as their mothertongue.
Urdu originated as a Sanskrit -Persian mix in the 13th century in UP. Till early 18th century it was called Hindi, Hindu,& Dehlawi. The word Urdu for this language was 1st coined by Ghulam Mushfi in 1780.
Muslim invaders from the west spoke Arabic, Turkic, Pashtun, Tajik,Uzbegi & Hazarvi, but NEVER Urdu. Not even a single village in current Pakistan speaks Urdu as its original tongue. But many Indians( Hindus & Muslims) of the Deccan, UP, Bihar, Jharkhand speak Urdu as their mothertongue.
Just like the Dravidian languages developed from a mixture of Sanskrit & Proto-Tamil both rich languages in S. India, N. India started speaking Urdu, when Persian & Sanskrit met. A rich vocabulary & literature developed. Urdu Afsana was enriched by scholars like Munshi Premchand, Sadat Hasan Manto, Rajinder Singh Bedi, Krishna Chandra & Rahman Abbas.
Ghazal singing and Qavvali are also important reserves of Urdu poetry, & r revered worldwide for their literary richness & class. Like Tamil & Hindi, Urdu is also an official language of India. INDIA HAS NO NATIONAL LANGUAGE.
Hindi that is spoken as it is today, originated only as late as mid-19th century. It is written mostly in the Devanagari script.
To unite an artificial construct called Pakistan, Jinnah imposed Urdu on a reluctant Pakistan where Bengali & Punjabi were the primary languages. He also ordered it to be written from Right to Left in the Arabic script. He also banned the Sari,& introduced Salwar Kameez for women who fell inside Pakistani borders.
But expecting Sanghis paid generously from Electoral bonds, to hv basic knowledge & intelligence is expecting too much.

[jayant kumar jha @jayantjha6]

Jamie carragher, Gary Neville & Roy keane have all got rattled with the way The Arsenal performed. Look at all of them trying to somehow make feel better by calling Arsenal a small team. If we are that small, then you won’t even be talking about us. We are big, really BIG.

[jayant kumar jha @jayantjha6]

Idiots like these are why BJP wins elections.

[Himanshu Sharma @HS_DKF]

Making India Lazy-

I asked a 35-year-old unemployed youth standing at the village's paan shop, "Why don't you do something productive and earn? You spend the whole day drinking and spitting out Pan masala."
He replied, "It's my choice."

I asked, "Are you married?"
He said, "Yes."

I asked, "How did you get married?" He said, "I got 30,000 rupees from the Chief Minister's Adarsh Vivah Yojana (a government scheme) and 2,50,000 rupees from the Antyodaya Kanya Vivah Yojana (another government scheme)."

I asked, "Don't you need to work for your children?" He said, "Delivery is free under the Janani Suraksha Yojana (a government scheme), and I get 1,500 rupees and 20,000 rupees under the Bhagini Prasuti Yojana (another government scheme)."

I asked, "What about your children's education?" He said, "Everything is free for them - education, uniforms, books, and food. And under the Chief Minister's Naulnihaal and Medhavi Chhatravriti Yojana (government schemes), they get money every year."

I asked, "How do you run your household?" He said, "My younger daughter got a cycle from the government. My son got a laptop. My parents get old-age pension, and we get rice for 1 rupee per kilo for the whole month."

I asked, "Don't you need to work for your parents' pilgrimage?" He said, "I've sent them under the Chief Minister's Teerth Yatra Yojana (government scheme)."

I asked, "At least work for their medical treatment?" He said, "I have an Ayushman card, so I get free treatment up to 5 lakhs."

I asked, "What about their funeral expenses?" He said, "There's a 1-rupee electric crematorium."

I asked, "Don't you need to work for your children's marriage?" He smiled and said, "It'll happen the same way I did."

He continued, "You and lakhs of people like you work and pay taxes for us. Farmers work hard to produce grains, and the government buys them and gives them to us for free. So why should we work?"

Do you have any answer for this guy?

This is what successive governments have turned the youth of our country into. No wonder the intellectual class is compelled to leave the country. Why should they work hard to fund these stupid schemes?

@talk2anuradha @AtriNeeraj @AkhilBha58 @ARanganathan72 @JaipurDialogues @Sanjay_Dixit @iHardikB @jyotiTpandey05 @Bharatvidya1 @narendramodi @AmitShah @Iyervval

[Dr. Amit Gupta @amitguptabliss]

Why don’t you speak to a real person instead of making up a fictional story. BTW only in India do people feel it right to go up to anyone and ask probing and personal questions about finances and life. If this guy were a real person he should have told you to mind your business (which you obviously can’t help not doing).
And since you can’t help yourself anyway - you would find several people who have nearly 10k crores of debt written off. Try asking them why they stand in bars sipping bacardis !

[Asma @asmatasleem13]

Slap yourself Moron .