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Tweets r personal & reflection of my thoughts at that very moment (जननी जन्मभूमिश्च स्वर्गादपि गरीयसी) ॐ असतो मा सद्गमय।तमसो मा ज्योतिर्गमय।मृत्योर्मामृतं गमय।

[जयंत शर्मा @jayantksharma]

@NewsAlgebraIND Who follows these jokers? Did the shopkeeper force him to buy Limca? If he finds that costly, then don't buy. Why unnecessary this “nautanki”

[जयंत शर्मा @jayantksharma]

@ICICIBank_Care She provided the details but nothing moved further

[जयंत शर्मा @jayantksharma]

@nsitharaman @nsitharamanoffc @RBI @RBIsays a query: why is a college-going student compelled to open an account with a ₹15,000 minimum average balance? @ICICIBank

[जयंत शर्मा @jayantksharma]

@virender_swag SG under whom lots of talent gave their best, like Yuvi, MSD, to name a few. Another would be MSD, who nurtured VK, Rohit, Raina and many more… so my take is either SG or MSD

[जयंत शर्मा @jayantksharma]

@CJP_for_India Really 😂😂😂😂 looking at this, I really feel sad for @Wangchuk66 that he is on a hunger strike for you people who are spreading “fake edited video” of PM. @DelhiPolice, these people are spreading a fake video of the PM. @abhijeet_dipke थोड़ा तो दिमाग़ लगता

[जयंत शर्मा @jayantksharma]

@RituChoudhryINC Till now, I was under the impression that the people at @INCIndia had some sense, but you have proven me wrong.

[जयंत शर्मा @jayantksharma]

@gssjodhpur ji why & how one can visit @Andaman_Admin when flight fare for December 2026 is more than double as compare to going to Bali? @RamMNK ?? @PMOIndia @incredibleindia

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@AjayJadeja171 Play only @IPL

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🦁 🦁 of @IPL are @Vaibhavsooryava @ishankishan51 @OfficialAbhi04 @ShreyasIyer15 who don’t know how to play on other than flat pitch and shorter boundaries. @BCCI stop bilateral series conduct only #ipl . @vikrantgupta73 @NikhilNaz @virender_swag @bhogleharsha

[SUDHIR @seriousfunnyguy]

Only a skilled THAR driver can break a 13 feet long brick wall using a small car as a big hammer! What a wonder you have created @anandmahindra Sir 👏👏👏

[🚨Indian Gems @IndianGems_]

"In Singapore, you can file your IT return in just 5 minutes. There’s no tax on capital gains, FD or property sales. This is the real ease of doing business unlike India."

— Samir Arora, CEO Helios Capital

[जयंत शर्मा @jayantksharma]

Well played @IamShivamDube 👏👏👏👏

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@academy_dinda Even now he is consistent from last three games. Consistency is key of @IamSanjuSamson. Correct na @vikrantgupta73 @NikhilNaz @AjayJadeja171

[जयंत शर्मा @jayantksharma]

@AjayJadeja171 Overconfident team management @BCCI , selectors @imAagarkar , and the head coach @GautamGambhir & captain @ShreyasIyer15 everyone.

[जयंत शर्मा @jayantksharma]

Big Congratulations @GautamGambhir @ShreyasIyer15 @TilakV9 @imAagarkar & @BCCI for such a fabulous “series defeat” against 🇮🇪 @NikhilNaz @sardesairajdeep

[जयंत शर्मा @jayantksharma]

Few Indian cricketers like @ShreyasIyer15 @IamSanjuSamson @prasidh43, and @Sundarwashi5 are in the Indian team only because of their PR agencies, not because of their performance. @imAagarkar @GautamGambhir what to say?? @BCCI @vikrantgupta73 @NikhilNaz

[जयंत शर्मा @jayantksharma]

@MeghUpdates When the @BCCI team selection is based on “favouritism”@prasidh43 than “performance,” similar results are expected. Welcome to reality @ShreyasIyer15 this is not @IPL. All paper lion getting exposed. @GautamGambhir @imAagarkar @MithunManhas @JayShah

[जयंत शर्मा @jayantksharma]

@_TheLieLamaa @Rj_pranit, u r asking for 1 more chance to correct?Chance for what?This time it was verbal on ur show; next time,will you allow actual action? Shame on you. In the name of stand-up comedy,you are showing vulgarity & your audience who laugh at those verbatim are “mentally sick”

[जयंत शर्मा @jayantksharma]

@official_aimsa @Rj_pranit @aajtak @ndtv @BBCBreaking @PTI_News @ABPNews @MoHFW_INDIA @JPNadda #370कीबिरयानी earlier, comedy used to be something you could watch with family, but nowadays #standupcomedy is nothing but vulgar & फूहड़ content,Where a stand-up comedian reading content directly for “मस्तराम” absolutely no creativity. How the audience laughs at that is another?