Jay B

Just a guy from Kansas sharing his brain's nuggets of ancient buffoonery.
D🔞n't let your kids watch this.

[Jay B @jayb4343]

This might be my favorite video on the internet now holy shit.

[Jay B @jayb4343]

All jokes aside where I the blue hell did they get this from that clip?

[Jay B @jayb4343]

"I hate Hoyo because they're anti-consumer and antagonistic. You hate Hoyo because... because... uh... CHINA! You're just normies and racist!"
Why are we trying to team kill?

[Wisaka @wisanyanya]

Hoyo slander is funny when you're at least familiar with the company and the games. These people just sound insufferable as shit

[Jay B @jayb4343]

Why is it so hard for people to not get offended by little shit anymore.
"I like (x) game."
"I don't like (x) game."
These statements are tantamount to bigotry now. Unless the product is your whole personality (a whole different problem) you should not be that upset over it.

[Jay B @jayb4343]

You can enjoy something that was a commercial failure or genuinely not good but trying to defend it as something that "was actually always good" is straight up the definition of grifting.
Its okay to like stuff like Marathon but you can't deny the game is not preforming well.

[Jay B @jayb4343]

We should care because whether or not we wanted this to be great we can't ignore that this was a failure that cost them both money and reputation.
It's also a glimpse into what we will be getting with this new direction which was received poorly.
Stop protecting them.

[Jack | Haijakk @HaijakkY2K]

Besides the obvious single player game Steam Charts argument, why do we even care in the first place? This was never going to be the game that was going to put Halo back on the map.

The success or lack of it of Campaign Evolved is not the deciding factor for the future of Halo.

[Jay B @jayb4343]

Everything reminds me of her...
@WARDOGS

[Jay B @jayb4343]

Running pallets of supplies to mortar crews while listening to a scuffed rap cassette has made me realize exactly what I was missing in my game rotation.
@WARDOGS will be my new obsession.

[Jay B @jayb4343]

@HugeBalls117 You do not owe any company or product that much time out of your life to find something fun within it. If you find the game fun then go for it but expecting others to enjoy it after arbitrary amounts of time is why your argument is baseless and ridiculous.

[Jay B @jayb4343]

35 hours is almost two whole ass days of your life and THAT'S NOT ENOUGH to review a game?
Some people are gremlins with nothing else going on in their lives...

[real @HugeBalls117]

35 hrs is not enough to review the game

[Jay B @jayb4343]

Undertale- 2015

[PESTRiCAの日常 @PESTRiCA_R]

I can’t do this trick in real life yet…

[Jay B @jayb4343]

..............

[Heckler & Koch @HecklerAndKoch]

Built to compete. Built to win. USP Match.

[Jay B @jayb4343]

It's 2026:
- Rockstar is bleeding money because of a vegetable
- Nintendo is suing over patents they don't even own
- IW is putting 2009-2014 style edits in their final killcam a decade too late

Dear God we are fucked.

[CharlieIntel @charlieINTEL]

Modern Warfare 4 Best Play does a slow-mo style edit

[Jay B @jayb4343]

DUDE HOW'D YOU GET FULL AUTO!?

[Pine @PineDurr]

Would you rather be hooked up to the pouch pounder or the revolver milker?

[Jay B @jayb4343]

I hate the whole revisionist history shit folks pull on media. It's always "the racists/chuds/sexists/haters" and never the fact that media writing/production quality has been on a decline for years.
The Acolyte would still be around if the "modern audience" watched it.

[Jay B @jayb4343]

I really don't like 343s games but Halo 4 is definitely not as bad as some people make it out to be. 5 and on though are rough with a lot of issues but can still be enjoyed.
My favorites are ODST and Reach and I will never turn down playing 1-3 if asked for co-op.

[NEXUS @NexusTeamHQ]

343 Halo or Bungie Halo? 🧐

[Jay B @jayb4343]

they will kill you in qp

[marvel rivals ruined my life @kimwexlergaming]

they will kill you if you want to win in qp

[Jay B @jayb4343]

DPS Dive, Nerfed DPS Dive, can't even be bothered to make that joke, DPS, BP...
How am I not surprised?

[Rivals Data @RivalsData]

We collected data on abusive communication bans to find the most toxic hero mains📈

[Jay B @jayb4343]

This is the kind of shit you'd see on the History Channel circa 2016

[CEO of Antifa @CrazyWeeMonkey]

average x-files episode intro:

[Jay B @jayb4343]

"You gave us feedback that we'd rather not listen to so instead you should shut up and play the beta."

[Call of Duty @CallofDuty]

We asked for feedback and you definitely gave it to us. And that's what a Beta is for.

So, jump in, play the game, and help us make it even better.

We’ll be here online, and in your lobbies, improving as we go.

Matchmaking isn't just data, it's a feeling. So jump in, feel it for yourself in Beta.

Our only goal remains getting you fast, fun, matches quickly that you want to play. So, keep the feedback coming.