Jay Kleinbread

Imagine a world without hypothetical situations

[Jay Kleinbread @jaybart25]

One of my all time favorite pastimes is accidentally bumping into/ hitting things really hard and then hitting that object again nearly just as hard on purpose to check if the item was durable enough to endure the hit it just sustained

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

If you live in a country that sends poor people to jail for using drugs, but doesn't send rich people to jail for raping kids, you live in a shit hole country.

[chiky handler @chiky_handlr]

Please don't forget the Trump family is barred from ever running another charity in NY because they stole from a Children's Cancer Charity. A F**KING CHILDREN'S CANCER CHARITY!

[🤘Stormy🤘@DL Fest 🔜F1 BGP, Metallica Cardiff @MetalFolf]

Isn't that like...illegal??? the local government said no? so how'd they get building permits????

[Domo Julio @DapperDomo]

Michelle Obama has spoken fairly regularly about how the Obama’s would miss out on opportunities so they would not inconvenience the public because they were in the White House to serve others.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

The richest 3 people have more money than the poorest 4 billion.

But the problem (according to those richest people) is the poor people.

[🐝 @beha_hun]

Incredible how every “pro-life” policy actually leads to a large amount of unnecessary death.

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

STRANGE HOW ELECTIONS IN AMERICA WERE CONSIDERED SAFE UNTIL A SERIAL LIAR WHO'S ALSO A CONVICTED FELLON TOLD AMERICA THEIR ELECTIONS ARE RIGGED 🙄🤡

[Anna Horford @AnnaHorford]

Studies have always shown that if you provide necessities & help people thrive, it reduces crime.

[Jay Kleinbread @jaybart25]

@PatronGoldQueen @BlueJays @gervasio_23 Seek therapy

[crunchyrugger @crunchyrugger]

having dinner at a hotel bar the other night struck up a conversation with a mid-level United Healthcare exec. he told me he puts over $300,000 a year on his company credit card just for entertaining clients. In case you’re wondering why you can’t afford health insurance

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: More than half of the publicly identified donors to President Trump’s White House ballroom project have won new or expanded federal contracts worth more than $50 billion, per WaPo

[Camsiyo @Camsiyonna1]

The moment when Neo looks at the stairs and decides not to run is legendary.

[clippa twitta @clipfullyloaded]

Ty Lue not pulling Kawhi out the game up 17 with 5 minutes left

Kawhi goes on to get injured, miss the rest of the playoffs (including the Clippers first ever conference finals appearance), and missed the entire following season

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

[nadia ⋆˚｡⋆⚾︎ @wink3rnation]

juan soto and the psycho white boys is kind of a killer band name lowk

[Jay Kleinbread @jaybart25]

@SleeperMLB @SleeperAth @SleeperPhillies @SleeperDodgers @SleeperMariners SOTO! ARE YOU KIDDING?!

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If capitalism is so great, why do corporations need tax breaks, subsidies, exemptions, grants, bailouts, legal protections, and trade barriers to survive? And when ordinary people ask for help, why is it suddenly called socialism?

[Mia @MiaForTrump]

Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner’s business partners, the Alexander brothers, have been convicted on 19 counts of sex trafficking.

It’s odd how often sex offenders appear in the Trump family’s inner circle.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

We’re obsessed with the idea that poor people might take more than they need, but we never question why the super rich are never satisfied with what they already have.

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner’s business partners have been convicted of 19 counts of sex trafficking.

It’s odd how many sex offenders the Trump family is connected to.