Jamie K.

I fucking love milk.

[Tony X @soIoucity]

These pants being their 2nd worst decision of the day.

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

Your take is as incoherent as your sentence structure

[Alec Sulkin @thesulk]

I’d be okay with Gulf of America for certain things. Major Oil Spill in Gulf of America, Robert Durst Dumps Body in Gulf of America, etc.

[Alec Sulkin @thesulk]

With everything that’s going on, can we put our elbows on the dinner table now?

[Jamie K. @JayBayKayy]

Happy Wimbolden

[Jamie K. @JayBayKayy]

@911LAPD my car has been stolen and I am single small female alone in the dark without a vehicle. LAPD has left me on hold for over 20 minutes. I feel unsafe and attacked by unhoused people. Please help.

[Richard Medhurst @richimedhurst]

Something very disturbing how the US names its weapons after Native Americans it genocided, like trophies, and then uses them to further colonize and subjugate other peoples around the world.

Tomahawk cruise missile
Apache helicopter
Black Hawk
Chinook
Lakota, etc

[Jamie K. @JayBayKayy]

Jamiecore trivia:
If the Celtics are my team and Nash is my favorite player, then who was my first basketball love?

That’s right, Reggie Miller. But for who was I rooting? OKC all the way.

#KeepEmGuessing

[Chris @citehchris]

got asked if i have a printer and now im like what if i bought a printer and became the friend with a printer? come on over big dog let’s have a beer and print those documents for you

[massage gun kelly @treswritesstuff]

People in media are gonna be weird about this in the coming days but show me a better way to practice aggressive civil disobedience without actually damaging the property of an individual. These don’t belong to LA residents. They’re the property of a billion dollar corporation.

[Jamie K. @JayBayKayy]

Just a reminder, this country needs California way more than California needs this country. And going toe to toe with Gavin Newsom is not going to end well when he’s already the golden boy of the “California LIberal” and soon to become the martyr for the “Left”.

[Jeremy Lindenfeld @jeremotographs]

Who should I marry, though?

[Kat Rosenfield @katrosenfield]

for those not in the know, "86" is longtime restaurant industry lingo for taking something off the menu because you've run out of it

this is why when I was a waitress and the chef told us to 86 the meatloaf we would all pull out our guns and shoot the meatloaf to death

[Jamie K. @JayBayKayy]

The seashells I saw today configured into $13.7, as in the net worth, in billions, of Trump’s cabinet, (excluding Musk), and the price of eggs. Then a crab asked me if you kill someone with a ghost gun, but they was here illegally, is it actually murder? Weird walk on the beach.

[Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkMasterbator]

I may be showing my age here but I thought once you made it to Oregon you and your family no longer died of dysentery.

[Carolinas Finest @Carolinas_942]

If you don’t know what this is, you aren’t allowed to talk to me about the minimum wage.

[girl moth @MothMonma]

Certified pedophiles not taking this halftime show well