Stephen (or Beans)

Pardon me I was born to speak all mirth & no matter. I'm into comics, period dramas, TV, and baseball. Enspousened to @mostlymartha. He/them

[Stephen (or Beans) @jaybeans]

I just realized that for my own mental health when someone I don't know responds to one of my tweets, I will see if they have someone in common with me. And, if not, I will look at their pinned tweet and if I don't like it I'm just gonna block them. Life is too short for all this

[Huff @Huff4Congress]

The Marvels

Not that anybody watched this movie, but its post-credits scene has Monica Rambeau meeting an alternate version of her mom as Binary in the X-Men universe.

For some reason, Marvel gave this lady, whose name I can’t be bothered to look up, two multiverse cameos (the other being an alternate Captain Marvel in the Illuminati).

We will never see any of them again.

[Huff @Huff4Congress]

Ant-Man: Quantumania

We wuz Kangs indeed, eh, Jonathan Majors?

All those variants, yet Kang may as well have never existed.

[Huff @Huff4Congress]

Thor: Love and Thunder

Hercules!

…and we never heard from Hercules again.

[Huff @Huff4Congress]

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

Wow! Charlize Theron is Clea!

But who are we kidding? We won’t ever even see America Chavez, multiverse hopper, in any of the multiverse-hopping films in the future, much less Clea.

[Huff @Huff4Congress]

Spider-Man: No Way Home

Tom Hardy’s Eddie Brock, transported to the MCU…and leaving a piece of the symbiotic behind?!

Aaand that’s all we’ll ever hear about it.

[Huff @Huff4Congress]

Eternals

In the second stinger, Dane Whitman teases a Black Knight future that will never come to pass, as we hear the voice of Mahershala Ali’s Blade, which is as close as Mahershala Ali will ever come to playing Blade in the MCU.

Whoopsie!

[Huff @Huff4Congress]

Eternals

Oh, it’s Pip the Troll and Eros, Thanos’ brother, who for some reason is being introduced after Thanos is done!

Sorry, Harry Styles, that’s it for your MCU appearances!

[Huff @Huff4Congress]

Shang-Chi

In the second stinger, Xialing (you didn’t remember her name) is now the leader of the Ten Rings.

…who we will never see again.

(There’s a theme here.)

[Huff @Huff4Congress]

Shang-Chi

Wong to Shang-Chi AND KATY: “You both have a long journey ahead of you.”

LOL we will never see Awkwafina’s Katy again. 😂

[Huff @Huff4Congress]

You guys want a funny thread?

Remember the MCU Phase 1 post-credits scenes?

Nick Fury tells Tony Stark about the “Avengers.”

Tony meets Thunderbolt Ross at a bar.

Mjolnir in a crater.

Thanos.

Every stinger was a surprise, *and then they paid off.*

But post-Endgame…

[Stephen (or Beans) @jaybeans]

@katiesmovies I know this is an odd question to ask out of nowhere but are you on Bluesky?

Cause I just happened to randomly log on to my Twitter account so that Elon doesn't shut it down and saw you posted

[Stephen (or Beans) @jaybeans]

@3worlds3moons @Kickstarter It's sad to see Jonathan Hickman, @DeadlyMike, and Mike Huddleston be on a passion project going so wrong

[Stephen (or Beans) @jaybeans]

Well, today I finally had to report @3worlds3moons to @Kickstarter

3W/3M is a fun project but it has been a little bit of a shitshow since day 1

I understood that since it was a new experience for so many involved that there was going to be a learning curve

We are past that

[Out of the Park Baseball @ootpbaseball]

We're back live with a new episode of Sactown Sluggers, our A's franchise. It's the offseason, and we've got decisions to make, and we need your help.

Come on over to https://t.co/GovmnJPOxV and let's build a winner.

[Stephen (or Beans) @jaybeans]

I am still hurt that @wpbl_official had me shut down my fan site and threatened me with legal action

I have been rooting and campaigning for a women's league for decades and they just shut me down

[Out of the Park Baseball @ootpbaseball]

Out of the Park Baseball 27 launches worldwide on March 13, 2026!

Pre-order today, play it three days early and save 10% right now at https://t.co/vjQZMVViS4

OR

Wishlist on Steam at https://t.co/dLIwj1yrhp

[Stephen (or Beans) @jaybeans]

My gym has started a fundraiser to stay open. This gym is amazing & deserves to be supported If you could find it in you to donate (even $1) you'll be doing the world a load of good

If you can't donate, please feel free to repost to give a signal boost

https://t.co/jf08GgX9Ov

[Oakland Ballers @OaklandBallers]

THANK YOU B’S FAM 💛💚

[Oakland Ballers @OaklandBallers]

Champion Trophy, in a Helmet!

[Oakland Ballers @OaklandBallers]

Oh yeah, this is why my head hurts this morning…