Jay 🖖

held like water in your shaking hands (he/him) #coys

[Jay 🖖 @jaybn1]

@jack_eyes Surprised Tottenham not in for him at that price. Homegrown. Position we need. Good player! Rumour always been that he hated his treatment by the club under Poch. Fair enough tbh.

[Jay 🖖 @jaybn1]

@SouthernRailUK Hi Will. Anything more specific on whether any trains will make it back to the south coast tonight? Cheers.

[Jay 🖖 @jaybn1]

@SouthernRailUK Any updates here? No info at Victoria. Cheers.

[Jay 🖖 @jaybn1]

Me jumping in as rush goalie after three pints of off-brand Stella at Whitehawk.

[Lisa Nandy MP @lisanandy]

For too long football fans have been on the sidelines. Now we’re putting them back on the pitch ⬇️

[Jay 🖖 @jaybn1]

@BarclayTheLion @jack_eyes Crouchy. The classic big man / little man strike combo.

[chlo 🏎️ @_cosmicangst]

knee deep in the passenger seat or whatever

[Jay 🖖 @jaybn1]

Half time manager interviews. Hate it.

[Jay 🖖 @jaybn1]

@DaveWolinski @movingnorthuk Can’t afford the Menzingers through fucking charity mate.

[Jay 🖖 @jaybn1]

This is like the opposite to putting on punk shows.

[Jon Warburton. @jon_warburton]

lol just found out the guy who organised our 7 a side game was charging us all 10 quid (130 quid total) for a pitch that cost 58 quid to rent

[Jay 🖖 @jaybn1]

@slumoflegs Tap tap ta-tap tap

[Stuart Millard @franticplanet]

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I am Gary Barlow's son!"

[Lone @lonelytiefling]

Patrick Bateman if he was played by david byrne

[Jay 🖖 @jaybn1]

Absolutely magnificent header. Robinson beat 4 with that cross.

[Jay 🖖 @jaybn1]

What a finish

[Will @WillemDaFro]

this is as historically significant as getting a different angle of the JFK assassination

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

flungle by waboba

[Andy Masley @AndyMasley]

Am sad to report that a friend and I went to a very authentic Hunan restaurant, added stinky tofu to our order, was told by the waiter "No that's only for people from China, you won't like it," we both said that we were excited to try it, received it, and in fact couldn't eat it

[Jay 🖖 @jaybn1]

@willghould Hahaha oh my god