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[-valar morghulis- @eldivine]

Lmao I’ve been saying this for a long time now. Glad everybody is catching up.

You have to run to US to save money. Upside down situation.

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

shey una dey see now I dey on my own jeje
opay say i dey eligible to borrow 3m

[Vernon Equinox ✨💚 @AfroJediii]

“catch up culture” when this is how friendships have been maintained and sustained for a millennia 😩

[j @JayCarlx]

@TweetByWale portugal

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

Whoever designed wet wipe packs where you pull one out and four come with it should have been put in charge of ATMs.

[Aunty Teda @imoteda]

Gen Z’s aren’t the problem.

It’s that group born between 1999 and 2005 that need deliverance.

[Tech_baby @Tech_babby]

Claude is going to make many millionaires
Claude is going to make many Millionaires

What’s stopping you from learning this and selling it as a service to founders? 👨🏽‍💻

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

As an entrepreneur, it’s best to first work in a big company that has structure.

It opens up your mind to how you can position your own company. You will understand the use of HR, sales, R&D, Finance, audit, etc.

It’s an underrated hack that most don’t know.

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

I can understand why Italians saw this and decided to invent unemployment

[Chef Human™ @WildChefHuman]

I honestly can't remember the last time I had any leftovers and no, it's not because of what I do.

I've always eaten freshly made meals, I grew up like this, and when I try to, it's nauseating and I end up falling ill.

My brother is even worse🤣 he can't eat an hour-old rice.

[MANIC 😕 @YaYaMANIC]

This is nothing. I took my kids to the cinema and bought them all a large popcorn each.

[Sharon Rotimi @TheSharonRotimi]

And then, there's the rest of us: obviously not a baddie, not really a cutie patootie, something of a Taiga.

[Adedamola @Adedamohlarr]

Lol person wey get 1yr work experience self dey collect 250k … but you,fresh out of nysc with no experience dey ridicule that 250.

Lo gba POS🙏

[Baddy of Lagos 👑 @_belikebaddy]

Today I took an Xray to determine the exact specs of my left leg and see how the right one looks post surgery, now awaiting surgery date.. God bless you all.

[Jannik Beginner @Wana____]

At the barbing salon.

Barber about to cut a kid. Asks his father what hairstyle he should cut for him.

Father says: "Ask him what he wants."

I shed a tear inside.

[ĸolαde @twitgameboy]

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Write yourself a message for the future.

[j @JayCarlx]

@oakcha it’s a question.. i don’t understand what i’m to read.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Those of you that buy the latest phone every year, how do you do it?

Do you keep money somewhere waiting for the next release? Is there any extra satisfaction from getting the latest phone?

[j @JayCarlx]

@oakcha @rukky_nate which billionaire list?

[Stephen @ScFidelis]

My friend got Diamond Bank’s GT role. After training school, he was posted to marketing.

This is someone who had 2:1 in Accounting and was done with ICAN at the time.

Man took the job, stayed for like 4months, resigned and never looked back.