Rocky is an extremely handsome and charismatic guy and he grew up in Harlem so he became a rapper. If he had grown up in Traverse City, he would
have been a successful boat distributor, and in the early first century Levant, a great religious leader.
38 y/o gf who still says “sweet summer child”: they’re debating whether PAWG is a slur and i just can’t with the hellsite today.
Me [heard “PAWG” and got so hard i got nauseous]: i think i hauve Covid
my 18yo cousin speaks a dialect of english that can only be described as “drake hit his head while being abducted by aliens and was then held captive by them for a few years”. when i talk on the phone with her i feel like amy adams in arrival but i do ultimately understand
Republicans: We need another civil war right now.
Democrats: Girl you gotta VOTE for it then💛💙
Nelly if he was a bullfrog: If you wanna come and eat a fly with me, swim around in the pond when we’re frisky, oh why do I love this lake (Hey! Bugs in my tummy!)