Jacob with a Y

livin' the dream, or so it seems. Wanderer | Dad | Husband | Instagram: @jaycobsimpson & @figuring.out.fatherhood

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@MorganC_14 The imaginary friends ALWAYS freak me out!

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Anyone else listening to “Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me” and getting Manon from Throne of Glass vibes?! @SJMaas

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At this point, holding a phone up to my ear to talk feels obsolete and uncomfortable.

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Maeve is obsessed with “The Nightmare Before Christmas” and I couldn’t be prouder!

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In celebration of #WorldChocolateWeek we took a look back at a few of the earliest adverts from some of our iconic brands. 🍫

[CrossFit @CrossFit]

Why parents love CrossFit.

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@Prince_Swaray Wow! Dramatic.

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…don’t tell me kids don’t make you better. ⬆️ this is a prime example.

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Because of my children, even when I’m alone I find myself only mouthing “what the f*%k” instead of saying it aloud. Perfect example, this morning in the hotel room the hanger doesn’t fit on the back of the door to steam press in the bathroom. **mouths “WHAT THE F*%K?!”

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Work-Life Balance: Travel for work, land at 7p, immediately check in and walk to the closest steakhouse for a dirty martini at the bar. 🍸

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Work-Life Balance: interviewing highly qualified candidates, trying to understand their biggest growth Opps. Then running to the fridge and quickly crushing day old BBQ pork nachos as a “lunch” before your next meeting. 🤙🏼 #ImToxic

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“you’re super busy and in a lot of meetings!”

…me being super busy in meetings. 😶🪙

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@MorganC_14 @Prince_Swaray 👀 that isn’t cheddars fault!!

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@Prince_Swaray You know my vote. 👀

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I just watched a toddler (my toddler) crash her bike into a bush outside my office window. Refraining from laughter is hard. 🤭

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Ever randomly “therapize” yourself and it turns into a good thing?! 😅 whew, inductive reasoning and critical thinking pays off.

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I’m making the executive decision to change “hallway” in my vocabulary to “corridor.” No questions at this time.

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@MorganC_14 A win is a win.

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Are you not supposed to eat a peach like an apple? …it feels like I’m doing something wrong. 👀