Jay David Murphy

Writer, actor, Director, Photo/Freelance Journalist, Man of 1,000 faces, voices & laughs. Pro Sales/trainer. Camel Expert. NOW AZ film location scout.

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So I did a cartoon interview and was a hand puppet cartoon at the same time!

That has to be a first in the cartoon world.

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@horrormuseum I can do without needles, cell phone screen shots and those damn glowing face masks that have become ubiquitous in every show. The last one is really stupid.

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@AmazonMGMStudio Banana Splits

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@hollywoodscifi @AmazonMGMStudio ha ha ha ha super funny.

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@AgathaChocolats Make this face when anal probed.

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@BohuslavskaKate KIck Russias azinsky you go get them Super Z. Crush their azz.

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@horrormuseum YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! I never dared or lived with women who Grooped on the clown face. If they wake up in the with a clown face on the pillow case she is not the one for me. It is a FIRST criteria of dating. Lots of make up NOT a date make. Why, because it's a MASK.

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@horrormuseum EWWWWWWW!!!!!!

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@ansonmount @hissgoescobra They have a stop at Walmart after their man shoot.

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@AgathaChocolats Marry me now or never.

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@billprady I think it would hilarious that when the Ballroom ding dong is building is finished and he and his family are banished for life. I am a dreamer.

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@TheTweetOfGod I blame him on you. This is your screw up. Fix it now!

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@hollymadison

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@SilverbergDave Without butter and a smidge of salt. Then it's OK. Put Carmel on it and it's heaven.

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@hollywoodscifi @jondelarroz Prediction. People are going to fall in love with her. I have.

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@TheDailyShow Wish I could afford to make the trip from SEAZ.

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Here's the question. We can tranquilize animals and rescue them. Why can't we tranquilize people instead of getting shot by cops? Just thinking out loud.

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A bear rescue in Arizona took an unexpected turn when the tranquilized animal crashed through a tarp and one of the rescuers tumbled on top of it. The bear was unharmed and safely relocated, police said.

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@TheDailyShow It was a ticky situation.

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@SenMarkKelly You are my Senator with pride. BUT I have heard this line for 50 years. It's tired and just toothless.

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@hollywoodscifi I would sit for hours looking at toys in catalogs. Dreaming.

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@horrormuseum For me it's not an either or question. There is a universal thread that weaves itself in all life. Yet there is a randomness that is stamped on top of the tapestry. I have seen and been involved in to many things that would qualify for many as miracles. Life is luck.