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[Z @jaydbint]

Dr: "So this is her chest X ray. What do you think?"
Me: "It looks OK aside from the masses at the bottom of lungs."
Dr: "2 huge masses on a woman's chest? What do you think they are?"
Me: "They could be tumours but its bilateral so-".
Dr: "Those are her breasts, Zayd"
Me: "Oh"

[Z @jaydbint]

Just completed my final day as an ST3 alhumdulilah which means I'm a big boy GP from this point on!

Over 10 years of hard work, sleepless nights and stressful days have finally paid off alhumdulilah. Thank you so much to all of you for all your support!

[Z @jaydbint]

Just got back from watching The Odyssey. Really good movie but did I enjoy it as much as Oppenheimer etc? Probably not.

Little surprised that it has the highest Rotten Tomatoes score of all the Nolan movies.

[Z @jaydbint]

Apologies if anyone got any strange messages about me running for some football podcast hosting thing.

My account was hacked. Please don't click the link that was sent because I'm pretty sure that's how I got hacked.

[Z @jaydbint]

I think ultimately firing Slot was the right call. He'd lost the fans and it felt like he was losing the players. But couldn't something have been said before the last game of the season so he could have had a send off? And why did we wait until Xabi Alonso joined Chelsea? #LFC

[Z @jaydbint]

@AZyousee This is why your team is constantly broke

[Z @jaydbint]

Eid Mubarak everyone! I hope you all had lots of elaborate plans which you had to abandon because it was too bloody hot because that's what happened to me

[Z @jaydbint]

Eid Mubarak everyone! I hope that morning caffeine hit was exactly what you were hoping it would be!

Insha'Allah I pray you all have an amazing day with your friends and family!

[Z @jaydbint]

https://t.co/aPkN6rDz7o

[Z @jaydbint]

You know you've become an old man when you're actually dreading the thought of having to stay up till midnight (at least).

Happy new year everyone!

[Z @jaydbint]

@ZizoMostafa98 This is what you get for staying at work after work finishes

[Z @jaydbint]

Merry Christmas to everyone celebrating!

[Z @jaydbint]

Thought Van de Ven's tackle on him was horrific and I'm surprised more people aren't calling him out on it.

Equally mad to think he walked off the pitch with a broken fibula. Hopefully we get to see him play again this season.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Alexander Isak today successfully underwent surgery on the injury he sustained on Saturday.

[Z @jaydbint]

@ZizoMostafa98 My favourite bit of this is that you thought she would actually ask you for your feedback on how attractive she thinks you are

[Z @jaydbint]

Thank you to everyone for my birthday wishes yesterday! I ate lots of cake and now I feel guilty about the amount of cake I ate.

So all in all, a pretty standard birthday with post birthday guilt.

[Z @jaydbint]

As brilliant as our transfer window has been, Geuhi is a big loss imo.

Defence is our big weakness and with Konate injured/inconsistent and Leoni inexperienced, we only really have VVD

Really hope we get Geuhi over the line in Jan otherwise winning anything might be tough #LFC

[Z @jaydbint]

As much as I love being back in GP, I have not missed getting a cold every other week.

I feel so unwell and I expect massive amounts of sympathy for getting ill in the line of duty or I'll be accusing everyone of lack of empathy.

[Z @jaydbint]

@Medic_Mermaid There's always that optimism of "well it's a bank holiday weekend surely people have better things to do then come to hospital right?"

Big nope.

[Z @jaydbint]

Had a mild panic and quickly checked HealthRota to make sure I wasn't on call this bank holiday weekend.
Then I remembered that I'm back in wonderful GP land where I never have to work on weekends or bank holidays.

Good luck to everyone on call! You'll be in my thoughts

[Z @jaydbint]

I really hope that this was just a case of miscommunication between the patient and the person at the A+E reception that day and maybe they didn't read my letter.

I only posted this because It's just scary to think that someone in A+E saw these symptoms and discharged them home.