James

I don't skinny dip, I chunky dunk

[James @jaydee6861]

@skatefan78 Plenty of fouls though! 😵‍💫

[Anita Zsurzsan 🇵🇸 🕎 @iamjourjean]

A social media ban for kids is the right call. They should experience childhood like we did: smoking Marlboro, drinking Smirnoff in the park, and putting viruses on the family computer

[Tony D @tonydpoison]

That scroll to find your year of birth is becoming increasingly offensive smh

[Leo Daube @leodaube]

Me at the British Museum

[AdequateEmily @ Fantasia 2026 @AdequateEmily]

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

[Benedict Spence @BenedictSpence]

To lose one king under a car park may be regarded as a misfortune. To lose two looks like carelessness.

[ꜰʟᴏᴋɪ @deefloki]

The Scoop, a four-storey office extension in Southwark, London.

Named for its unique gouge in the white-brick façade, the design highlights the adjacent Grade II-listed church's circular window.

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Jar Jar Binks calling someone a bitch

[𝓝.🕊️ @luvblessingz]

Ask "why them children ain't in school?" whenever I see children in the daytime.

[ala 𖤐 @crynagony]

"act your age" fuck off, i've never been this age before

[S1dTR0tt3r147 @S1dTR0tt3r147]

It's impossible to overheat on Elizabeth Line trains, the AC is SO good. A fitting tribute to a woman that produced a sweatless child 😍

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

It’s fascinating that giving to charities is considered noble and praiseworthy but creating a society that doesn't require charity is considered socialist and bad.

[Dan Walker @mrdanwalker]

I am imagining that somewhere in the English countryside they are filming Bake Off in crazy heat this week and it’s causing carnage with some sort of elaborate cream creation 🥵 #GBBO

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

Drag queen name

[Ella Dorn 唐棠 @elladorn_]

We should put some shops on Oxford St. where tourists can get their photos taken like this in a real armoured vehicle with authentic flash

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

In England, you're allowed to clear about 20 metres of silt and rubbish out of a river on your own. Anything past that needs a permit from the Environment Agency. Paul Powlesland's volunteers cleared a 250-metre stretch of the River Roding with a hired digger, which is why a barrister who hauled out 200 bags of trash is now under criminal investigation.

The Roding runs through east London. Powlesland lives on a boat moored on it, and for years he and a group of volunteers have pulled out shopping trolleys, needles, old appliances, even weapons. Kingfishers, herons and dragonflies came back to water that used to be buried under junk. This one job took 10 days and a digger that cost £1,000 to hire.

The rule that caught him is oddly specific. Under England's water rules, scooping silt off the bottom of a river the agency officially manages counts as a "flood risk activity", and the law treats that the same as building a structure in the water. Do it without a permit and the offence carries up to two years in prison. The agency says it is also looking at waste the volunteers left on the floodplain. Powlesland is an environmental lawyer who has used these exact laws to protect rivers and trees, and a conviction could cost him his licence to practise.

The agency's reasoning isn't unreasonable. Dredging done badly can push flooding onto people downstream and wreck the habitat that protected animals need, which is what the permit is meant to prevent. The 20-metre allowance is there for small jobs. And no decision to prosecute has actually been made.

While investigators were knocking on a volunteer's door within a week of his cleanup, water companies discharged raw sewage into England's rivers and seas for a combined 3.6 million hours in 2024, more than 400 years of spilling packed into a single year. Only 14% of English rivers are in good health. Between 2015 and 2025, the Environment Agency investigated water companies for pollution 11,474 times. Fifty-eight of those ended in a prosecution. For serious pollution over the last five years, the number of water companies actually taken to court and convicted is zero.

So the message comes out backwards. Spend ten days and a thousand pounds making a river cleaner and an officer turns up within the week. Pump sewage into that same river for years and the chance of seeing a courtroom is close to zero.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

I enjoyed every second of this interview. Which makes one of us…

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i think if you dress like this, you deserve to do a little corruption

[El Programador Senior @5eniorDeveloper]

Esta es la mejor manera de ver el mundial!

[Curtis Daly @CurtisDaly_]

This is fucking horrific. Pochin telling England to keep winning so blokes don't batter their wives, instead of telling abusers not to abuse.

Can't believed what I have just watched.