Jayden Pfeifer

improviser, comedian, gadabout

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Tonight while I was performing a woman in the front row literally screamed "argh my eyes!" and ran out of the room.

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Hey @QueenCityPolice how’s this well-conceived stance playing out? Pretty good or nah?

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@thebavid fuck, thank you

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@thebavid Like I have a memory of laughing really hard hearing this. Kids in the hall?

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@thebavid please help me, I know this quote and can’t place it, it’s killing me

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@auntykita Done ✅

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If you’d asked me this morning how many Swollen Members albums I owned, I would have said 1. And I would have been wrong.

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@JamesOstime Who are these heathens who can’t recognize Laura Linney on sight?

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Available to guest on podcasts to speak on the following topics:
- how I’m doing/how crazy this all is
- my daily routine
- tv shows to recommend?
- what’s been going on lately

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Ah, as spring turns to summer a young man’s fancy turns to thoughts of BOUTIQUE CLOTHING BRANDS WHOSE ITEMS EVOKE THEMES OF MANUAL LABOUR AND THE NAUTICAL LIFESTYLE

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Which restaurant offers “a chocolate cake” for delivery at 9:30pm ?

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@warmandpunchy @jennkbergen ‘Triple J’ TV review podcast? Our slogan can be “We recall liking it but wanted to check again”

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Wait...what if the pandemic IS the Avatar sequels?

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Flyovers retire bitch

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My COVID-era “will they/won’t they” scenario circles around some Instagram pants from Japan. Who’s to say when this will be resolved??

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@TessDegenstein Tess this is great jacket and that is also a quality roast. Good job all around everyone involved

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@warmandpunchy COOL!! What a Cool thing to do!!!!!

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@DevinPatches

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@DevinPatches Keep fuckin laughing “journalist”, those tires once saved my family’s lives