[Ace on shark tank]
Ace: Hello Sharks, It’s Ace here.
*Ace doesn’t say anything after this. He stands there and stares directly towards the Sharks. Like 8 seconds goes by*
Mark Cuban: hey Ace. Do you have a business?…
Ace: Ace here.
Robert Herjavec (who is visibly pissed off already and crinkling a piece of paper in his hand): so you’re going to come on here and say nothing? It’s an opportunity of a lifetime. I sold a software company for 300 million and it took me 8 years for anyone to hear me out. And you’re not going to take advantage of what’s right here in front of you? What’s going on here?
Kevin O’Leary: Ace, I want to make money. im out. Fuck you.
Lori (whos tits are looking absolutely huge): kevin! That is rude. give the guy a chance, maybe he’s just nervous. Come on Ace, I know you have it in you. What do you have for us? Why are you here today?
Barbara (also pissed off but not because of Ace it’s because everyone keeps thinking she’s a lesbian): I need a soldier out there I need someone who knows what they want. There’s too much hesitation, and for that reason, I’m out.
Daymond John: Ace, I know it hasn’t went well for you thus far but here’s what I’m going to do. I’m going to offer you 250,000 for 70% of your company.
Robert Herjavec: Daymond he hasn’t said anything besides that his name is Ace. Are you crazy? There is nothing here.
Mark Cuban: Robert, hold on. Ace, you should take that deal from Daymond. That’s a good deal and I wouldn’t say that if I didn’t mean it.
Daymond: mark, would you like to go in on that with me? 125,000 each and 35% each way?
*mark pauses. He looks at Ace. Looks back at Daymond. Back to Ace. Back to Daymond*
Mark: let’s do it
*robert Herjavec immediately has a heart attack*
*mark and Daymond swiftly stand up and walk towards ace and shake his hand*
Mark: we’re looking forward to this. You made the right decision.
Daymond: we’re happy for Ace.
Ace: it’s Ace.
*cuts to survivor season 700 commercial*
Charlie Kirk gets a public execution in front of the world for speaking the truth.
Iryna Zarutska gets stabbed in the neck for being white.
Trump gets shot in the head and barely makes it out alive for standing up against the system.
The far left is responsible for all of this. The media is complicit. Anyone who supports them is part of the problem.
IT IS TIME TO TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK‼️
Tonight the @Angels' Christian Moore:
hit a game-tying HR
hit a walkoff HR with his team trailing
drove in all of his team's runs
No other player in MLB history has done all of that in the same game.
A special moment for 4-year old Brayden Yorke turned into a rallying spark for our team.
We brought him and his family down after our thrilling OT win Wednesday night to meet everyone after a night he'll never forget.
#FlyTogether
It all starts tomorrow. UNE hockey is BACK at the Harold Alfond Forum. Puck drop is at 7pm vs Plymouth St. Time to show once again why UNE has the best fans in college hockey!
#NoreasterNation
McDaniel - been your biggest fan but you have lost me.
No discipline.
Terrible play calling.
Terrible time management.
Refuse to run the ball.
This is the worst coached game I’ve seen in years!
Man… we deserved better!
I don’t care about the outcome of this game at this point. I don’t really care about the 2024 season.
I’m crushed because my favorite player on the planet suffered another severe concussion. Who knows what happens from here.
I just hope Tua is okay. Whatever he decides for his future, I’m with him 110%.