Jordan

My Twitter is made of truth.

[Jordan @jayemkae]

I think my heritage has made my blood equal parts bagpipe music and the need to feed people cabbage.

[Jordan @jayemkae]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don’t! #MyTwitterAnniversaryApparently?!

[Jordan @jayemkae]

HELL YEAH houses should have more transom windows! - a real life thing I just said, out loud to myself, while looking at Pinterest #thisis38iguess

[Penny Reid @ReidRomance]

We talk about this often in our house and our mantra tends to be: Be just as kind and polite to your own family/the people you live with as you would be to a stranger. Say please. Say thank you. Mean both.

[Jordan @jayemkae]

Being an adult means never having to apologize for how many soft blankets are in your house. #givemeallthesofts

[Jordan @jayemkae]

For as much baking as I did before Christmas, it’s egregious that there is no dessert I want to eat in my house today, the 26th of December.

[Jordan @jayemkae]

Brain too awake! Time to rage about (spins wheel): Capsule Wardrobes! Why say “for work” but there’s jeans? Or “winter” but with flats instead of maybe boots where your toes DON’T FREEZE? Plus! Jackets don’t count! I’m not wearing a trench coat around the office all day, Debra.

[Jordan @jayemkae]

My newest shirt design, inspired by watching reruns of @GuyFieri’s #dinersdriveinsanddives 😂🍜 https://t.co/8sgXrrBy36

[Jordan @jayemkae]

When my grandma passed in 07, I inherited some of her art supplies. I just washed a brush I used for red paint and a ton of brown also came out of it. Funny — I’d just been thinking that she’d like what I’m working on. 🤍

[Jordan @jayemkae]

When you fall down the rabbit hole that is your own old tweets and Past You is still funny. #foreverlaughingatmyownjokes

[Jordan @jayemkae]

The heart wants what it wants, but since it can't have that, I'm making it spaghetti.

[Jordan @jayemkae]

🎶🎷🦑

[Jordan @jayemkae]

Why do some people look classy with a low ponytail and I look like one of the early presidents no one remembers?

[Jordan @jayemkae]

If you opened someone else’s kitchen cabinet and found a jar labeled only with this image, would you know what’s in it? #thymeofmylife

[Jordan @jayemkae]

Review: Starbucks iced apple crisp oat milk macchiato — tastes like drinking two different candles at the same time.

[🕊️🇵🇸 @gabriellewrite]

✨TIPS FOR WRITING WHEN UR A PERFECTIONIST✨

ok besties i’m writing this for all of u who Struggle w getting words down bc of the evil gremlin telling u ur first draft word doc must be a nyt bestseller AND as someone who needs to take her own advice !!

[Jordan @jayemkae]

Got on Twitter specifically to thank @griffinmcelroy and co. for making The Adventure Zone. I just finished the Balance arc and omg so good. #TheZoneCast 💙

[Jordan @jayemkae]

I interrupt this Dole Whip News Channel to mention that I wrote a book of poems and my cat is cute. https://t.co/kLXmD0VnQ4

[Jordan @jayemkae]

@SamMaggs @dunkindonuts Omg also hash browns. Some how they’re better than anyone else’s.

[Jordan @jayemkae]

@SamMaggs @dunkindonuts Iced coffee, cream (or oat milk), butter pecan syrup. Or french vanilla if they don’t have it.

[Jordan @jayemkae]

@loveandoliveoil Petition to change the name to “cake that’s friends with coffee”

[Jordan @jayemkae]

@TheBloggess Peaches, majestically playing with her favorite toy: a wrapping paper tube.