Jason Gooden

[Jason Gooden @jayfer7371]

@Fact The US isn’t far behind and a whole lotta MAGA aren’t complaining…

[Jason Gooden @jayfer7371]

@Complex Such a shame…

[Jason Gooden @jayfer7371]

POLL: What country should our Supreme Leader, Donald J Trump, threaten to attack next?
A: New Mexico
B: Wakanda
C: Paxton’s Cyprus, Texas
D: Islamic Republic of Japan
E: Kokomo
F: Other (comment below!)

[Jason Gooden @jayfer7371]

@NASA @elonmusk Should have sent a Nokia 3310 with them!

[Jason Gooden @jayfer7371]

@rhysand4rch @NASA Well, the emergence answers that.

[Jason Gooden @jayfer7371]

@rhysand4rch @NASA I would have thought the same thing but they started and stopped right along the curvature of the moon right at the same point where the sun went behind the moon, like they were emanating from behind.

[Jason Gooden @jayfer7371]

@Skullnbonz3 @ReelzChannel @OfficialOPLive Agreed! I’m 99% pro-police but he is not very good at de-escalation. Nor explaining things. Nor people skills. Same when he pulled over the car a little while later. At least it shows he is equally a dick to all races!

[Jason Gooden @jayfer7371]

@OfficialOPLive That was Dan Abrams? I thought Wolverine had taken over hosting!

[Jason Gooden @jayfer7371]

@OnPatrolFNation @OnPatrolLive @OfficialOPLive Does anyone here even KNOW someone who claims Sovereign Citizen has worked for them? I’d love to hear that tale! #SovereignCitizen #SovereignSilliness #OPNation

[Jason Gooden @jayfer7371]

@greg16676935420 Unfortunately, your mom missed a period, too.

[Jason Gooden @jayfer7371]

@SalVulcano @jamessmurray What a missed opportunity to get @BQQuinn to eat a cat! #ALF #ImpracticalJokers 🙀

[Jason Gooden @jayfer7371]

@OfficialOPLive Who else thinks #Pooph, @LumeDeodorant and #Mando are all the exact same product?? 🤣 #OPLive @OnPatrolFNation

[Jason Gooden @jayfer7371]

@OfficialOPLive I’ve got to say the “Raccoon Did Not See His Shadow” captioner is not getting the props they deserve. Some good gallows humor! #OPLive #TrashPanda

[Jason Gooden @jayfer7371]

#Survivor45 Survivor 46 should be Jeff kidnapping 20 previously uncontacted tribespeople and dropping them in downtown NYC. #Survivor2024 #satire

[Jason Gooden @jayfer7371]

@OfficialOPLive Last I checked “Olly Olly Oxen Free” was a legit thing. #OPLive

[Jason Gooden @jayfer7371]

@kiss KISS has had more Farewells than Ernest Hemingway! Keep on rocking!!

[Jason Gooden @jayfer7371]

Hey @drpepper do y’all sell/ship questionable quality products to @DollarGeneral? Bought 3 6packs of DP yesterday and so far 12 have been almost totally flat.

[Jason Gooden @jayfer7371]

@OfficialOPLive I wonder if anyone has ever had the “honorable”distinction of being on @CopsTV and #OnPatrolLive or the other show that shall not be named? I know I can’t be the first to ruminate on this!

[Jason Gooden @jayfer7371]

@MaskedSingerFOX I’m thinking it’s Gazelle Bünchden #GazelleMask #TheMasked Singer