Jay

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

We used to be a proper country

[Sean Cranston @themoviedadsc]

Wives anytime they see their husband relaxing:

[Kev Kelly @_KevKells]

Jalen Brunson: Winner, Dressed like an adult, with his wife and teammates, 2x ESPY winner.

Jayson Tatum: Loser, Dressed like the dry cleaners burned down, alone, 0 ESPYs

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

It followed me home 🦝🤣

[Frank Fleming @NjTank99]

Politicians don't have the right to privacy in cases like this. If McConnell is brain dead it needs to be announced. It is dangerous that no one from his camp has addressed his condition or whether he is fit to serve in his office.

[Jay @jayfrankels]

@Crime_Penguin He lost his family and his career? He was lucky to get one back

[Jay @jayfrankels]

@ihatepivots Automatic slims?

[Jay @jayfrankels]

@barstoolsports Wilt 100 💯

[Jay @jayfrankels]

@graveair All the King’s Men

[Jay @jayfrankels]

@mrunclenelson Snagged by dryer

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

whatever the hell the us government is doing right now:

[BronMuse @BronMuse]

The only players averaging:

21+ PPG
6+ RPG
6+ APG
50+ FG%

In 2026.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

‘Hey’ came before ‘hi,’ and ‘hi' came before ‘hello.’

‘Hi’ is most likely a variant of ‘hey.’

‘Hello’ is not related to either.

Goodbye.

[Eric Adams @ericadamsfornyc]

When you promise “free” everything on Sunday, boldly declare that millionaires and billionaires shouldn’t exist on Monday, and by Tuesday you’re scrambling to fund your giveaways with the very people you wanted gone just yesterday.

[Jay @jayfrankels]

@rfkenmore First pic is 🐐

[Jay @jayfrankels]

@NYCMayor Can you please take care of the Inwood hill park bathrooms we have before you build new ones?

[Jay @jayfrankels]

Clippers owe Chris Paul nothing

[R.F. Kenmore @rfkenmore]

Funny quirk

Shirt is 199
Pant is 198

[Jay @jayfrankels]

@jakewoolf That first sentence is 🙈