Jay

Dad to Lily and June. VP @ M1 Contractors.

[𝕮𝖔𝖓𝖓𝖔𝖗 𝕻𝖎𝖑𝖘 @TheConnorPils]

The Cubs started 7-9
Then went 10-0
Then 0-3
Then 10-0 (again)
Then 0-4
Then 2-0
Then 0-10
Then 10-10
Then went 15-6 to end the first half

12 above .500 and now only 5 games back of Milwaukee, who just got swept and outscored 24-13 by Pittsburgh.

Momentum. It ain’t over yet.

[Jay @jaygarett]

@janecoaston Harmonious and productive.

[Jay @jaygarett]

Fine. I’ll pitch.

[Taylor McGregor @Taylor_McGregor]

#Cubs starting pitchers currently on the IL:

-Cade Horton
-Justin Steele
-Matthew Boyd
-Jameson Taillon
-Edward Cabrera
-Ben Brown

[Jay @jaygarett]

Look at this pitch location……

[Marquee Sports Network @WatchMarquee]

PETE, ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!?!

[string @propjoesays]

hell fuckin yeah

[Jay @jaygarett]

Every. Single. Year.

[Taylor McGregor @Taylor_McGregor]

#Cubs Cade Horton will have surgery on his UCL and miss the rest of the season.

[Jay @jaygarett]

Every. Single. Year.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Cade Horton exited today’s game with right forearm discomfort. #Cubs

[Mike Petriello @mike_petriello]

Yesterday, Ian Happ hit an absolute tank for a home run. 109 off the bat. 32 deg LA.

.. except, he didn't. Thanks to our friends at @WeatherApplied, we know that the wind cost him *113 feet* of distance -- which is now the largest stop in the data.

--> https://t.co/pTKQnRH2FP

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

[Jay @jaygarett]

❤️

[NFL Network @nflnetwork]

"I want to be a role model for those who are not able to speak in front of large crowds."

@AggieFootball WR KC Concepcion on why he decided to talk to the media at the Combine ❤️

[Marquee Sports Network @WatchMarquee]

Congrats to Boog on being No. 1 in the Chicago sports media power rankings by the Sun-Times' @JeffAgrest! 🎉

[Jay @jaygarett]

Buddy, me too.

[Garrett Pelham @garrett_p11]

Have lost some sleep thinking about this throw

[string @propjoesays]

offense with the ball/defense with the ball

[Texas A&M University @TAMU]

Texas A&M research is revealing the psychology behind fan behavior.

Data shows that a team’s wins and losses extend far beyond the stadium, influencing language, clothing choices, self‑esteem and loyalty.

Learn more: https://t.co/3Kq6UTxGJH

#CFBPlayoff #AggieVB #GigEm

[Jay @jaygarett]

👍🏻

[Texas A&M Volleyball @AggieVolleyball]

SWEPT OUR WAY TO THE 'SHIP ‼️

#GigEm // #AggieVB

[Jay @jaygarett]

👀👀👀

[Carter Karels @CarterKarels]

Texas A&M RB Le’Veon Moss participated in the 15-minute viewing portion of the beginning of practice today. He missed the last six games with a left ankle injury.

[Jay @jaygarett]

👎🏼

[DOM @DOM_Frederic]

jed & co narrowing in on micheal king, as they continue to look to stay out of the luxury tax. scherzer is another name but not as likely. dont expect anything gigantic this winter for us

[Peter Burns @PeterBurnsESPN]

The Maroon Wedding

[Jay @jaygarett]

Kirby straight up lied to an official about clapping two weeks ago and nothing. WTF is this?

[Southeastern Conference @SEC]

NEWS | National Coordinator of Officiating determines violation of injury timeout: https://t.co/sXMjfVRR5i

[Jay @jaygarett]

Didn’t think I could love Kyle Schwarber more. I was wrong.

[Kyle Schwarber @kschwarb12]

Baseball is what I do. Hunting and land stewardship are who I am. Proud to join @firstlitehunt as their first athlete ambassador. No shortcuts, on any field → https://t.co/ZVANc1Ryy3